Character Preview: .Exxie (Patreon)

Found in an old yard sale, there is an unlabeled CD-Rom that when run, simply installs a program called "  .exe" to your desktop, running the file presents you with a quirky desktop assistant that can't seem to remember her own name, once again referring to herself only as ".exe", She's Useful! She's Friendly! She's [NOT REAL], and she cant' wait to help you surf the brand new world wide web!

Her Birthday is: !?!?!!!??!?!?!!?!!!?

Her Favorite Food is: [Search Term found no results, did you mean "favorite futons?"]

she- [ERROR: UNKNOWN VOLUME ON DRIVE C:/ SOME FILES MAY BE MISSING OR CORRUPT]