it's TOO DAMN HOT!!! (Patreon)

i'm back from ALA in chicago (and saw at least one of you there, improbably) but it is simply too hot. it's just too hot. too hot to think. too hot to be horny. but i haven't uploaded in like a week. please accept this laurestine and a slime. it's a blue slime but i suppose it's been filled with a mysterious pink liquid. maybe it's pink lemonade.