Welcome to Common Grounds - Where Every Sip Hides a Secret Sigh! (Patreon)

1. Just Black Like My Soul

• A single-origin dark roast that’s as bitter as your denial about your feelings. No milk, no sugar, no nonsense.

2. Hidden Affections Macchiato

• Espresso topped with a whisper of foamed milk. It’s not like I made this just for you or anything…

3. Crushed Heart Cappuccino

• Perfectly steamed milk poured over a double shot of espresso, with a heart that’s almost as frothy as my feelings.

4. Secret Admire-rish Coffee

• A traditional Irish coffee, because nothing says ‘I’m not in love with you’ like whiskey mixed with coffee.

5. Cold Shoulder Cold Brew

• Steeped for 24 hours to match the time it takes you to admit you might, just might, like them a little.

6. Bitter-Sweet Rejection Latte

• Bitter espresso meets sweet vanilla in a latte that’s as confused about its feelings as you are about yours.

Pastries

7. Friend-Zoned Frosted Donut

• Just a donut, frosted, with no underlying meanings. That definitely doesn't mean I want to spend more time with you.

8. Platonic Puffs

• Cream puffs filled with vanilla cream. Eat them alone, or share them (not that I want to share anything with you).

9. Mixed Signals Muffin

• Blueberry or chocolate? Who knows! It’s as mixed as the signals you’re giving out.

10. It’s Complicated Croissant

• Flaky, buttery, and complicated, just like your love life. It pairs well with gossip and subtle glances.

Sandwiches

11. Just Friends Focaccia

• Rosemary focaccia with mozzarella and tomato. It’s platonic, I swear. Great for eating alone in the office kitchen.

12. Denial Deli Sandwich

• Heaps of ham and cheese on rye, because obviously making you a sandwich doesn’t mean anything.

13. Sighs and Swiss Panini

• Melted Swiss cheese with a side of deep, internal sighs because that’s the closest you'll get to my true feelings.

14. Non-Committal Nibbles

• A selection of bite-sized sandwiches that you can commit to as little as you commit to your feelings.

Specialty Drinks

15. Maybe Mocha

• Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter, just like you when you can't decide if you're in love or just in caffeine withdrawal.

16. 'Who Needs Love?' Chai

• Spicy chai latte for those who pretend like they don’t need love, but secretly write poems about their co-worker’s smile.

17. Reluctant Romeo Roast

• A strong, silent type of coffee, much like you, pretending not to write love songs in your head every meeting.

18. Tsundere Tea

• Green tea laced with a hint of peach because it’s not like I want you to feel refreshed or anything, b-baka!

At COMMON GROUNDS, we serve denial on a plate and unrequited love in a cup. Enjoy your stay, not that we care if you do or not!