AUDIO ROLEPLAY - Shy Unicorn Girl Sabotages Her Computer Just to See You - Sorry, I’m a Little Unicorny (Patreon)

Look, I didn’t mean to sabotage the printer again… but you’re so elusive! Maybe next time, just say yes to lunch before I break something else."

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• Event: I had to hide out in your office just to get a word in. I may have also sabotaged a few things along the way, but you’re worth it.

• Setting: Your quiet, nerdy IT hideaway—surprisingly cosy for someone who spends most of their time avoiding me.

• Mood: Friendly, sarky, and just a little desperate, but in a cute way, I swear!

• Characters: Me: the glitter-shedding, tech-sabotaging unicorn who just wants to feel normal for once.
  You: the elusive IT genius who doesn’t even realise how cute you are when you fix things.

• Theme: Trying to make a real connection in a world that won’t stop putting me on a pedestal—because, surprise, even unicorns get lonely.

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[F4A] Sorry, I’m a Little Unicorny [Shy Unicorn Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl][Office Romance][Colleagues to Lovers][You Are Elusive][Awkward AF][Unicorns Are Rare][Instagram Fodder][Office Crush] [Co-worker Roleplay][I Like the Nerd Type][Nerdy Listener][i.t. Saviour Listener][I Had to Sabotage My Printer Just to See You…][Unicorn Magic Equals Glitter][Gender Neutral][After Failing to Track You Down the New Girl Is Forced to Hide Out in Your Office to Get to Talk to You][You’re the Only One Who Treats Me Like I’m Normal][Just a Girl, Standing in Front of a Nerd, Asking Him to Fix Her Computer… Again][Every Time I Catch a Glimpse of You, You’re Gone Before I Can Say Anything. Is There a Reason You’re Avoiding Me?][There’s a Reason I’ve Been Sabotaging Everything. I Wanted Your Attention, but Now I Want More]