I've Just Been Savagely Complimented (Patreon)

Adorable? My sense of whimsy is adorable? What kind of backhanded compliment is that? I don’t have a 'sense of whimsy’—I’m a bloody malicious cupcake, and I’ll gut you with a spoon if you so much as breathe in my general direction.

Care to fling your most savage compliment my way, one so cheeky it might just inspire me to take a spoon to your ankles?