Give Us Your Best Audio Ideas (Before Mistress Fires Igor) (Patreon)

M-m-mistress Wayward has decreed that fresh audios shall soon grace her lair from the 25th of November, and I… Igor, her faithful but embattled assistant, am tasked with gathering… suggestions. Yes, brilliant, inspired ideas from you, esteemed patrons! Mistress is a woman of many moods, you see, from whispers of lovers in the dark to the tender embrace of old friends realising… things… And, well, last week’s mishap with the lightning, the biscuits, and that, uh, Frankencorgi has left her unimpressed.

So, please, I beg of you, offer up your ideas for new audios! Mistress has a taste for variety, so perhaps something charming? Perhaps romantic? Even dare I say… a tryst under moonlight? Anything to keep her mercurial heart from banishing me to live with my sister in Hull. Hull, dear patrons! A dreadful place with grey skies and even greyer wallpaper. Igor would do anything to stay, even assist with more audios featuring… er… less… corgi.

Oh, oh no… what’s that—no, no, don’t come any closer! You, you little fiend with your franken-jaws and adorably stubby legs! The corgi! The corgi is loose! Oh, Mistress, not again! Stay back, I say! Back! Not the ankles, not the ankles!

Rustling, a crash, and the unmistakable patter of determined paws as Igor pleads and yelps, overwhelmed by the fluffy terror.

Esteemed patrons, please… ideas… anything to keep Mistress Wayward happy… just… send help!