A Wayward Audio Primer: (Patreon)

1. Printers fear me for good reason.

2. Oreos: just evil wrapped in packaging.

3. Mild corgi fixation (it’s healthy, I swear).

4. I bleed tea, cry tea, am tea.

5. Grumpiness is my default setting.

6. Walking hazard to myself.

7. Stereotypically English; insert sigh here.

8. Cute by accident, but mostly chaos.

9. Pyro. Pyro. Pyro. No notes.

10. Keyboards die so others may live.*

*Keyboard after keyboard has fallen by my hand in increasingly ludicrous ways: fire (for dramatic flair), tea (predictable), a literal sea of Pepsi, electrocution (good times), bubble tea’s unexpected betrayal, and that one unhinged 'stabby stabby' day.