Asus in Search of Incredible (Not Found) (Patreon)

Right, so… ever spent far too long making something worse before realising you were the problem all along? Yeah. That.

This wasn’t a ramble so much as 45 solid minutes trapped in the clutches of my own stupidity, a full-scale, slow-motion disaster of my own making. Featuring: me, a microphone, and a war with settings I didn’t even know existed (but they certainly knew me).

It’s the sort of thing where, if I had an ounce of sense, I’d have cut my losses early. But no. I doubled down. I committed to the mess. And now, you get to hear the result.

Enjoy. (Or at least enjoy not being me.)