Hex and the City - F4A - Urban Fantasy - I Didn't Mean to Set Everything on Fire (Patreon)

I didn’t plan this. I didn’t plan any of this. You weren’t supposed to come, and I wasn’t supposed to still care. But there you are, standing in this creepy forest with your stupid, wonderful face, and I’m trying not to cry while telling you I love you and also that I may have accidentally burnt down the government’s witch detection centre. And now? Now we’re deciding our future with rock, paper, scissors and pretending we’re not completely doomed. But gods, I missed you. I missed you so much I forgot how to be smart.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not the villain. I mean, I am, technically. But mostly I’m just tired and terrified and stupidly, catastrophically in love with you.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You were never supposed to find out. But of course you did. Of course you came. You always do. And now I can't let go of you, even though I really, really should.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Hex and the City [Romance][Urban Fantasy][Witch Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Love Confession][Friends to Lovers] ][Rock, Paper, Scissors][Bloodlines][You Shall Not Suffer a Witch to Live][Witch Hunters][Creepy Midnight Forest][Illicit Magic][Magical Awakening][This Cannot Happen. It’s Happening][We Are Not Deciding This With Rock Paper Scissors][I Am a Witch. A Motherfucking Witch][You Can’t Come With Me. Please Come With Me][Oh No. You’re Kissing Me][You Know Me Too Well][Fine. But Only Best of Three][I Hate You So Much. Marry Me][Why Are You So Annoying][I Love You. Don’t Say It Back][This Hug Is Illegal][This Is Goodbye. Unless It’s Not][Flustered][Desperate] Sarcastic][Yearning][Panicked][Tender][Overwhelmed][Vulnerable][Secret Witch][on the Run Together][Gender Neutral][I Didn’t Mean To Set Everything on Fire... But Also, I Kind of Did]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: magical violence, emotional distress, power imbalance, mention of persecution, self-deprecation, panic

✧ Just One Question... ✧

You’ve got one backpack, no plan, and a very affectionate liability beside you. The government, witch hunters, and probably fate itself are on your arse. What do you absolutely need to take?