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Please Let Me Eat the Cheesecake Before You Kill Me | Featuring The Adorable Happy Drider Noise

Your new roommate is a drider who has absolutely no idea how to talk to humans. The moment you arrive she panics, begs you not to squish her and tries to bribe you with cheesecake. She forgets half her sentences, apologises for existing and accidentally reveals her entire life story in record time. --- [F4A] Please Let Me Eat the Cheesecake Before You Kill Me [Fantasy][Urban Fantasy][Comedy][Socially Anxious Drider Roleplay][Human Listener][First Day at University][Moving Into a Shared Flat][Culture Shock][Monsters Don’t Usually Get Roommates][I Brought Cheesecake, Please Don’t Kill Me][You Seem Nice Which Is Frankly Alarming][I’m a Monster but Not That Kind][Do Not Underestimate My Fear of Squishing][That Was a Happy Sound, Not a Threat][I Swear I’m Friendly Despite the Fangs][Apparently “Don’t Squish Me” Isn’t Standard Etiquette][I Lived in a Cave. I’m Doing My Best][Yes I Made Cheesecake, No It’s Not Poisoned][You Think It’s Cute? That’s New][I’m Not Evil, Just Socially Maladapted][Flustered][Nervous][Hopeful][Lonely][Soft][Worried][Warm][Outcast][Insecure][Adorable][Gentle][Jumpy][Overwhelmed][Friendly][Awkward][This Is Fine. Absolutely Fine][Imagine Moving in and Meeting This][Soft Monsters Need Love Too][First Friend Ever][Please Don’t Squish Me. I Made Cheesecake. That’s Basically a Peace Treaty][I’ve Never Met a Human Before, So Naturally I Assumed You’d Murder Me. Let’s Share Dessert Instead]