Second hand cringe is the best (Patreon)

So apparently me next-door neighbour's name is not Dave (name changed to protect the innocent and because DAVE!), but I have been calling Dave for the last six months. His cat's name is Dave.  I have been calling him by his cat's name.

EDIT: IN MY DEFENCE I HEARD HIS WIFE SAYING DAVE AND....JUST ASSUMED. BOLLOCKS