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Steven Universe s1 eps13&14 Full, Raw Uncut (Patreon)

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2024-07-25 16:00:43
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2026-05-02 21:17:03
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So Many birthdays

Lars and the Cool Kids

It got DISTURBING!?!

Jesus these episodes got dark!!!!!

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Sanmei

Fake spoiler?: This is a sweet, happy series that will totally not wreck you. :)

🍄autisticshroom🍄

Fun fact! Amethyst has the same voice actor as Vee from Owl House! If ya hadn’t noticed XD

Willow Arkan

eh something towards i think the 3rd season soured me on dragon prince, so i dropped off and haven't felt a desire to return. Might also been a bit too shonen like for me, in its plot structure and character development, especially at the time I was really done with that kind of show.

Annieme

I agree with the dragon prince thing. Once i got a few eps in, i was hooked. Also, if i could suggest (for steven universe) : try to record episodes 25 & 26 together as well as 52 & 53. They aired together and i think it adds to the experience to watch them side-by-side :)

Gone

We have chickens at the house and their eggs are SO MUCH BETTER than what's in the store (we've taken to calling store-bought eggs "factory eggs.") to the point that I can't eat any eggs but the house eggs.

Corey Peters

Oh I thought these were going to be next week. So is it every two from now?

Willow Arkan

I forgot how hard lars and the cool kids got when Steven confronts Lars, the line about his mother. It's heartbreaking how little he knows about her and having someone bad mouth her, when he never even got to meet her.

xattygt

Na there's absolutely nothing at all you need to worry about this show is all happiness and rainbows

BigPoppaJohn89

Fake Spoiler?: Steven is older then he looks

J. Jenny Jameson

Had this on a second monitor, heard Amethyst eat the burrito and it was silent for so long I wondered if the video was lagging.

David Johnson

I've had 65 birthdays here in America, and never once had clown... or a "kazoo racer." Pinatas, yes.

Tangerra

I want you to know that I accidentally paused on your face when you saw Steven’s first age transformation and didn’t realize for too long because I thought you were that shocked. I only noticed because I thought you would have blinked by then.

David Johnson

Donuts...and fry bits! Sour Cream is Onion's brother, BTW. "That's cool!" Until you realized they've just released a dangerous invasive species across the entire town...😁

Reym

"What do you know about my mom? I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM!" TT_TT

Stephen Mumford

I love how you usually do a quick bit of psyching yourself up for the taping each time.

Blaze

so how are you enjoying your wholesome show about magical rocks, mosco? :D

PB

It’s so fun to watch someone go in completely blind! I was thirteen when this show came out. I was truly there, in the trenches, through all the discourse and the reveals. Mosco— don’t be concerned. There’s definitely not many more scary bits. 🙂

Willow Arkan

considering how long rose has likely been here doing that, i suspect it's fine

Annieme

Steven Quarts Universe is also a Cutie Pie 😌

Joey Quixote

What? Nooo... This was the last bit of horror you'll ever encounter in this series! Safe to keep your guard down. No. Never did kazoo racers here. It might be borrowed from another culture? They do a few things like that in this series. I am very much the same about handling raw chicken! I worked in food service for about 13 years, so I am incredibly cautious with food prep and storage. And truth about discarding that chicken package! First time I ever cooked chicken on my own, I made that mistake of not hauling my trash IMMEDIATELY. Never. Again. You think there's gonna be more Gems? Well... You're right! So many Gems! By the time this show is over you won't be able to swing a dead cat without hitting another Gem! And so diverse! One actually has a frying pan for a weapon and has their gem... in their tail! Thats right! Gems can have tails! My personal favorite though, gotta be Bloodstone. He's kinda this edgier Gem, who's a total know-it-all, but he plays it cool. Goes against the whole happy aesthetic of the show, but he'sjust real like that. In fact, he's probably a better Crystal Gem than Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl ever were! Heck, he even tells them how they're doing it all wrong. Great advice. And an excellent mentor for Steven as he enters adolescence. Until Steven realizes he's actually the nefarious Ringo in disguise! What a twist!

Annieme

This show? Dark? No no, look at the pretty colours and fun Magic Rocks 😀 everything’s fine 😀

CaptainChar

I think Cthulu makes an appearance in this season, Its been a while since Ive seen SU

Ferret

Hey, you've met my favorite townie. Sour Cream's a vibe.

cosmotron

Watching for the first time I was definitely surprised by how sad and dark this one got, while still having some all time great jokes. Pearl being so aghast that Steven has been "telling lies" about her cracks me up every time. Also "I think this is why aging makes humans die!" is gold.

JHB

Amethyst burrito bite -> Mosco.exe has entered shutdown mode

JHB

Mosco, just let it go. Let the stick shift details go.

Arianod

Darkness? In my kid's show about magical gems??

Arianod

5:11 Yikes, things DID get dark. Eww.

Iruma Mob 100

I loved how offended Pearl was when Amethyst booped her nose 🤣 Also I love the small detail of when Garnet turned to cover her eyes under her glasses and Steven speaks she pulls away and you see tears running down one of her eyes. It’s a nice way they show how much Garnet cares about Steven.

Iruma Mob 100

Another reminder to be careful with season 1 and some of season 2 on streaming services. Some streaming services have episodes out of order and you could accidentally be spoiled by something.

Connie Clemons

I had 4 schools 2 elementary middle and high school

Pumpkin

I forget how many adult jokes are in s1😭

A Magic Duck

Yeah season one is weirdly dark for some reason. The series really gets much lighter as it goes on.

Someday Sera

iirc we pasteurize our eggs in the us, which damages the outer coating in some fashion, and is the reason we have to refrigerate our eggs, while Europeans usually don't. ....I think i'm remembering that right?

Someday Sera

and as an american, no, kazoo racers is...to my knowledge, not an american thing. I mean like...power wheels exist (electric cars of roughly that size kids can drive around) but I don't really associate them with being a birthday party activity or anything, just a fun toy for little kids.

Panic Blitz

An ancient gem-based woman consumed a 5-year old burrito. This is how her organs shut down. /chubbyemu

Neetaku

I drive a manual, only witches drive stick.

dys

The difference with American eggs is they wash them to remove any salmonella on the surface, but that removes a protective membrane layer so they won't keep as long and have to be stored in the fridge. Though I was under the impression that in the fridge they keep about as long as UK eggs do outside it, a few weeks usually.

Eliteguard99

As an American I agree Mosco, our eggs suck ass.

Day Blueberry

Just got your Patron, there are so many videos there is so much stuff!! Definitely overwhelmed!!! So excited!!

SweetCandle

So am I a cat or a cookie?

SweetCandle

In the US, eggs are washed after laying to remove any potential external bacteria, but the process weakens the natural seal on the shell. Refrigeration is then required to keep the egg safe. A side effect is that (as long as it stays refrigerated) it more than doubles the shelf life. In Europe, not much more is done than wiping the poop off of it.

Mr. Waspman

6:43 Yeah, I've tried eggs in France before, and they were so much better than ours. The reason eggs from America have to be refrigerated, and probably why they suck, is because American producers wash eggs with hot water and soap right after they come out of the chicken, which cleens them, but removes a natural coating on the shell that protects the eggs from being porous. So if they aren't refrigerated after, salmonella and other things can leach in. Apparently, we just do everything wrong, but at least this time Australia, Japan, and Scandinavia are wrong too.

Carabas

I tried watching The Dragon Prince when it first came out and I made it to episode 5 or so before I quit. I gave it another try because you were reacting to it, and I made it an episode and a half this time. It's not even the animation style. It just feels so incredibly generic to me. I don't like any of the characters except the elf.

Matrim

Wait? You’re in your 30s? Lol, you were getting after Steven for looking like he’s half his age when I thought you were like 20 or something.

notatortoise

I'm commenting right after watching the start to agree - you should all have a look at Dragon Prince! Really well written, both funny with serious topics in an incredible fantasy world.

notatortoise

Now watching Amethyst eat the burrito, and I'm like, since she doesn't suffer from it, for a gem it might just taste like eating a block of blue cheese?

Alp

such a good pair of episodes. i LOVE the Cool Kids and the lore we get from Too Many Birthdays. this is so nostalgic watching all these old episodes again ;w;

Nuk Limpear

I like to think that when Lars tells Buck "that's rough, bro" about his father's lack of affection, he's being genuine for once. Like, he doesn't sound like he's trying to be cool there but is genuinely sympathising. But maybe I'm overthinking it.

Spadez

I don't know if anyone has answered this yet Wee Lass....but American Eggs suck because they wash the absolute fuck out of them and other things which cause this pores on the shell to become messed up. This causes them to go bad faster. This is why we have to refrigerate our eggs. But if you get fresh eggs from chickens you can leave em out just fine. The more orange the yolk, the healthier the chicken.

DKscribe88

I doubt this will be read, but the comment made by Spadez is somewhat correct. But I think I can add more context for the explanation. It has to do with prevention of salmonella and the US and EU do it differently. The EU tends to vaccinate their chickens to prevent salmonella, and the US chooses to wash and sanitize the outside of the eggs. Both methods are considered equally effective by general consensus. However, with the US eggs the washing process takes away the protective cuticle on the outside, which necessitates refrigeration. I personally wished the US did it the EU way, just so that the risk of salmonella was lesser, but obviously there's some crazy people in charge right now that hate saving lives and vaccines, so I don't see that happening any time soon. Sorry for the political outburst. Just needed to vent a little. Hope that clears things up about the eggs.

Spadez

I JUST saw your post lol. Just too many people. US is just.....too big. I don;t how to describe it lol. But ty for the added information!

Sarah Stephens

Watching through this show for the first time and decided to watch your reactions to do it so i dont have to watch it alone. Just wanted to thank you again for making your videos so this girl has someone to react along with since nobody I know irl will watch cartoons with me.

CD

She doesn’t though, people don’t age that much 20s-30s so it’s actually quite normal for someone in their 30s to still look like in their 20s. You age up a lot in your early 40s or late 30s. But mid to early 30s now a days it’s very common for people to still look like they are in their 20s. 👍

CD

I think writing wise it’s a reference to Avatar

Matrim

Eh, there’s generally a noticeable difference between someone in their mid 30s and when they’re 20.