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Hazbin Hotel s1 ep5 Full, Early, Uncut (Patreon)

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2024-01-27 15:25:24
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2026-05-02 21:18:24
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Dad Beat Dad, WHAT AN EPISODE!!!!!! Lucifer was NOT what I expected!!!

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Sekiro

For all of you who got Daddy issues, this one goes out to y'all!❤️ Also, poor Husk. Poor baby's shakin like a leaf.🥺

Sirghostfreak

Have you ever accidentally hurt your hand with that then just start the recording over as if nothing happened?

Mari’s Dreams

“How do ADHD people function?” You’re asking the real questions Mosco. I honestly don’t know how I function I think it might be magic 🤔😋

David Johnson

Well, I see the hotel as not *the* solution, but as a demonstrator program to show there *is* an alternative to extermination. Obviously, having shown it works, it would have to be massively expanded. Going by what Lute said about the exception for hellborn from being exterminated, what I'm thinking is that Heaven came down and told Lucifer the exterminations were going to be a thing and he managed to negotiate that exception, probably for a promise to not resist.

Ryan

How Lucifer is portrayed: Tim Curry as Darkness in "Legend". How Lucifer actually is: A neurospicy short king with anxiety and depression. Alastor and Lucifer dress the same. Maybe Lilith likes to dress up her men... Of all the things I expected to see make Mosco fall off her chair this week, the week that her reaction to a certain She-Ra episode will drop, Lucifer answering the phone with "Hey bitch!" was not it. Mosco: "Oh no, I don't need another favorite character!" Viv: "Good. It will hurt more when I kill them off." Mosco: "What?" Viv: "What?" You've probably already reacted to the next episode, but if not... Revelation 2:10: "Do not be afraid of what you are about to suffer."

Vince

my daddy issue havin ass was sitting there *bawling* through More Than Anything, I was straight up inconsolable.

demonic-myst

Nothing in vimto can make u hyper its a placebo , grand parents made uo the myth as a old wives tale when they did the classical boomer thing of not understanding children are hyper suger actualy makes u sleepy due to insulin and cathoene acts like painkillers blocking receptors in the brain no hyper activity just stops your brain recieving signals that your tired so you dont have the symptoms of sleep fatigue

demonic-myst

All the names are biblical Amon is a powerful goecia Barbbaros is a powerful goecia Azzazzel is a fallen angel from the book of enoch is one the generals of the gregori eatcher angels who fell in love with humans and had the bephlim kids azzazzel is one those angels from the nephlim myth Obvousy balphagoris the ruler of the sloth ring and owner of all those hospitals in helliva boss

Panic Blitz

I choose to believe that Charlie's planning board is a reference to another Charlie's conspiracy board in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

demonic-myst

LUCIFER casualy wanted create a planet sized duck somthing tells me the dreams the other angels didnt alow him do were some amazing mythical animals

Peluche

one of my favorite tiny details in the beginning is the second before she goes into her demon form the ground shakes a bit. I reallyyyy hope we see her show off her full powers before the season ends!!! It's just so cool

Dinker

If Lucifer was indicating he'd be able to get the meeting but they'd probably kill him or something before he dissolved I'll never be okay again. Also newest theory is that Alastor and Lilith made a deal and that is why something happened to each of them seven years ago. Next episode is effin nuts though, lets GO!

Dinker

Is Vimto worth drinking? Like I'm in the US and I was seriously tempted to spend silly amounts from the import markets on it but people said they changed the formula a while back and it's trash now. Also yeah, I don't know how people with ADHD do it. My entire life I've been winging it with half my mind racing and the other half trying desperately to focus on the thought I passed a half hour ago. It's not fun, too much energy and no focus until I finally find a way to stop and then I focus for six seconds and suddenly it shatters into a thousand pieces of despondent listlessness.

ThePirateJaz

Mosco: "How do ADHD people function?" Me looking around my room full of trash and dirty laundry, then over to my kitchen with only a single clean dish prepared: "Barely."

Tammy Ragsdale

Lucifer being just some goofy little guy was one of the biggest surprises in the show for me and I love it.

Kat

oh its worth it

Kat

oh we dont

KyleIronheart

This was just a secret Alastor episode :)

PB

Lucifer is King of the Daddy Issues. You know how Charlie hasn’t called HIM in years? Lucifer is the exact same. Has Not tried to talk to his dad in maybe a millennia.

Eliteguard99

I legit cried like a baby during and for like 5 minutes after the song "More Than Anything".

Dinker

Same

Corvacks

I love that you caught the Devil Goes Down To Georgia reference with the fiddle, Its a blink and you will miss it moment.

Someday Sera

I'm working on the assumption that Lillith made alastor (well...empowered a regular human soul) he gets a ton of power in exchange for being her thrall. With his mission being to take out threats to the throne (hence taking out the old overlords that got too strong) This also translates into protecting charlie. This could explain why he seemingly manifested out of nowhere. I also...kinda wonder about alastor's shadow, when he fights it's the shadow that fights, not him, and his demon mode has a sort of artifical, scarecrow quality to it. I wonder if his body might be fake, with the shadow being the actual alastor, or possibly even lillith herself, hiding, watching from the darkness. Which could explain his instant hostility towards lucifer.

Joey Quixote

I need more Lucifer in this series. He did not disappoint. Might be my favorite portrayal of The Morningstar ever. "More Than Anything" might be my new favorite song in the series. Baby Charlie in awe of her dreamer of a father. So fucking adorable!

Dinker

Two competing theories about Alastor and Lilith. First theory: Alastor was just working his way up the ranks of demons and was going to take out Lilith herself, priming him to become even more than an Overlord and challenge Lucifer. Vox attacks just as Alastor is about to triumph, Vox assumes his tricksies have killed both and doesn't say a damn thing cause he's afraid of reprisal from Luci. Lili and Alastor made a deal that kept him alive but bound to protect Charlie... who he actually likes more than he would have ever assumed. Second theory: Lilith rallied the souls of hell and actually tried to march on heaven, Alastor is her lieutenant and she has an inside man with Adam. Adam assures her he'll open the gates to let the army march into heaven. He instead shows up with Sera and an army and slaughters all the demons, most fun he's had in ever. Realizes he can keep having fun if he can talk Sera into annual culling.

jac jacob israel

I was wondering why the circus music for lucifer Then I remembered in helluva boss they mentioned that he owns lulu land which also have a circus.

Nicky

The black colored figure in the picture with Lucifer is Frederick von Eldritch he is the father of Charlie’s ex Seviathan and a close friend of Lucifer

Dark Siri

This!!! This is why I love access to your full uncut reactions here! I loved watching your brain work its way through this excellent episode of HH.

Vartixs

Everyone needs a hobby, even the ruler of hell.

King

48:57 the background kind of looks like Alastor's face here

K0ppar

I know these videos are very old at this point but I don't see a comment mentioning it, In episode 1, Lute says that Lucifer made a deal that Hellborns won't be touched if he allowed the executions to take place

Charlee's World

Right only human sinners are allowed to be killed

roseforthethorns

I was yelling about it on discord to my friends who don’t know the song xd