Poll — We need YOUR help to make the hardest choice in our artistic career! (Patreon)

A few weeks ago we got approached by wonderful people who offered us to collaborate on creating FIRST EVER ACADEMY34 MERCH! And not just any merch, but a REASONABLY PRICED PLUSHIE of all things! For years we had a dream that maybe one day we'll make an actual merch! Not for the sake of profit, but because having physical proof that we created something people enjoy enough to buy and put on their shelf is SO COOL that we as creative people get uncomfortably wet just thinking about it!

So, after a few weeks of artistic witchcraft, multiple heated team calls, and one stabbed foot (unrelated, just wanted you to know), we're ready to present you TWO POTENTIAL CANDIDATES TO BE TURNED INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIE!

FUN-SIZED ANDRE! Incredibly cute, absolutely adorable, and may just be big enough to fit onahole inside.

DRINKING BUDDY CLYDE! Tired of being called an alcoholic for drinking by yourself? Then this plushie is exactly what you need! This little fellow will never say no to a pint!

Unfortunately, we can only submit one design. So, we need YOUR help to decide which one will it be! After all, you're our target audience and it's only fair if we ask which plushy you would theoretically buy given a chance. As always, THANK YOU SO MUCH for participating in the poll and an EVEN BIGGER THANK YOU for making this possible in the first place! If not for your support, we wouldn't have ever gotten this far. You are the best degenerates on the planet and we love you more than you could possibly imagine!