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Because holidays. But Patreon's UI says I should ask you a question. So here is my question: What is the best artificial flavor?I think it's grape.

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Clarissa Pinkas

The best artificial flavor is….. love 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Paige Turner

Blue raspberry is a pretty good artificial flavor, mostly because it isn’t a flavor you can get anywhere else

Kit Weber

Whatever they put in peach nehi

joeyjaloby

really big fan of asian grape artificial flavor (it's much nicer than american grape flavor) but also love Green Apple

@NotInventedHere

I refuse to cross the Flegg Strike picket line to answer this

DoctorPuppy

Blue raspberry but I’m also one of the ppl who loves fake banana flavor

daxleopard

watermelon but only in a specific way that I can't describe otherwise it becomes the Worst Flavour

Marco Maisto

Cherry all day every day. Better that the orig.

TrueLily

Blue Raspberry, obviously. The MOST artificial

Marco Maisto

But grape does a great job of tasting like Concord grapes. Maybe that’s a problem for grape lolololl

ethan kuhl

blue 💙💙💙💙💙

Tyler Shelby

Blue raspberry you can't get more artificial than the GOAT

rosa www

Lemon I'd say... Maybe just because it's hard to mess up. Solid results usually

joeyjaloby

i honestly don't have it often but i find it vastly superior

Catherine Borden

Grape…fruit lol. Grapefruit gummies are some of my favorite. They’re not as overpoweringly acidic as most citrus gummies, but have an enjoyable tartness to them still

Toni

Asian melon Fanta. Melon float with that is sooo good.

Brianna Alpert

Cherry by a country mile. If I ever become a drag king, my name is going to be Ben Zaldehyde

Joe Benge

With consistency in mind the best flavor is watermelon

B.E. Albert

I am a hardcore red flavor guy, but over the summer I had lime popsicles for the first time and I gotta say that may become my new favorite

Jason

Purple for sure

Meira-Gumbo V

It's whatever they put in the Ocean Bomb Monkey D. Luffy yogurt flavor soda drink

Begemott

Banana, for sure. I like it more than real banana flavor!

Aaron Wood

I'd say orange is my most reliable go-to overall, but grape is definitely a tight second on the short list

snakebit1995

As someone who works in a factory that makes flavors, orange is pretty good, some vanillas as well

SR

Sour green apple or raspberry (but red, I don't think we have blue here)

deepFlaw

Gotta agree with blue raspberry; green apple and fake banana are also good to me, but it’s the one where I like both the real flavor and the artificial one the most.

Sawyer Sipes

cotton candy ice cream flavor

kmchro

blue raspberry hive rise up! but I'm also partial to the watermelon they used to use in chewing gum

Sara Sinback

mtn dew voltage wins for both Best Overall and Best Blue Bubblegum wins for Best Mouthwash (rly! I branched out from mint recently and was pleasantly shocked by how good Bubble Blast by Listerine is)

Andy Grimaldi

Scrolling thru and liking every objectively correct comment (artificial watermelon, a taste not found in nature)

Lane Weeks

Fake watermelon, blue raspberry, fake banana (a weird unintentional preservation of a lost fruit happening there...)

Jack

strawberry is my favorite

Robert Lasica

The kind of orange chemical that fanta uses makes my heart skip a beat.

Ditimiss

On average, 100% grape. But a Good artificial watermelon flavor is Peak.

Jeremy Zimmer

toss up between sour apple and just sour.

Comic_Kibble

Blue Raspberry in 9/10 cases. Sour Patch Watermelons are my s-tier candy though.

Estelle Angrist

I was gonna say orange but honestly it might be green apple

Kestrel

Blue raspberry

L Ethan

banana, windmill slam. this was my firm opinion before i found out it was actually the way a lost strain of bananas used to taste, and now it's also my favourite as an unrepentant history nerd.

Bri

Flegg

RubertDubert

Hard to pick a definitive fave tbh but peach is a real stand-out for me. Maybe just cause you rarely see it outside of peach rings, makes it more of a rare treat.

maddie

I have such a deep affection for artificial strawberry and banana flavour

Scott Harrison

The fact artificial banana is based on a now extinct species of banana is great. Also I now know where the name "Gros Michel" the balatro card comes from.

Heorot

Blue raspberry, as it combines the excellence of raspberry and the whimsy of being fake as hell.

Weaselhut

Pineapple gummy bear flavor

Friends at the Table

There's a lot of peach in Japanese candy but it's a peach that is sort of... musky?? sweaty?? compared to peach rings

Katie Bayly

I like artificial raspberry or blackcurrant

Quentin Besnehard

interesting, I always thought it was just like the artificiality of the flavor came from the fact that they only used a single molecule of the biological aroma and not the complex mix that comes from a regular banana

dojopar

Sour Green Apple

ShineSpider

Blue Raspberry is supreme.