My Beautiful Gem: What’s New @ the Table (Patreon)

The Horn of Honesty. I’m learning a lot about food through the western continent party in Perpetua. I’m learning that ‘salty rubber bands’ are a thing one might crave. I’m learning I’ve been underutilizing seaweed. I’m learning how many things can be flash-frozen to delicious effect. Perpetua 23: Aquatic Ambush! 01 is out in the main podcast feed now – and as always make sure to check out the show notes.

Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to Cypher Raige. Oh, an M. Night Shyamalan movie about a post-apocalyptic father-son relationship? With unplaceable fictional accents and incredibly cartoonish names? Fantastic. No notes. Listen to our discussion of After Earth, and check out the screencap gallery.

Wish-based hacking. The latest episode of our Outward LP for $10+ patrons dropped last week. Pretty uneventful travel episode really. Just uhhhhh a lot of walking. Modest amount of competent and well-matched combat. Kind of a snoozefest even…

Bonus! Watch this space! It’s official: The first full, printed, hardcover edition of Realis is coming to Kickstarter in 2026. It will include:

55 Playable Classes across Ten Spheres

150+ NPC Classes

9 Grand, 8 Major, and 12 Minor Factions

20 Example Moon Settings

100+ Original Illustrations from 17 Artists (!!!)

Extended GM Guidance for Running & Creating Content in Realis

Check out the project page to be notified when it launches.