Bluff City 08: The Eighty Six Pt. 2 (Patreon)

The Eighty Six at RTR Moonlight Cinema - ★ (1 Star) 

Reviewed by Noah K.

i did not mean to go and see this movie! i wanted to go and see love in the heights and both the ATTENDANT and the SIGN ON THE DOOR said that love in the heights was showing and instead of an AWARD WINNING ROMANTIC DRAMA, SWEEPING VIEWERS FROM THE SWISS ALPS TO THE SANTORINI COAST it was some ** movie about cops!  

i did not like the cast! i wanted to see donna bianchi being lifted into the air by tobias luchsinger and instead it was MASON LOWRY!  

i did not like the SOUNDTRACK! were there the strings of the vienna philharmonic orchestra guiding viewers through a tale of love and intrigue?? there were NOT.   

p.s. teaser trailer made it look like there’d be more elephants 

Featuring: Austin Walker, Janine Hawkins, Andrew Lee Swan, Sylvi Bullet

Music & Description by Jack de Quidt

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