Bluff City 20: Hard Luck Pt. 1 (Patreon)

Bluff City season 2 is here! Bluff City returns with FIASCO! Listen to the exciting tale of the first casino in Bluff City!!!!

 [Three sheets of letter size paper, pink, secured to a telephone pole in a column. Bluff City.]  

THE ALBATROSS CASINO is OPENING SOON!   

But! What if you DON’T KNOW ANYTHING? WOW!! What a missed OPPORTUNITY that would be ($$$) 

 If YOU pay ME i will TEACH you how to PLAY CASINO GAMES 

 BLACKJACK. POKER. MECHANICAL HORSE RACING.   

No game too EASY. No game too DIFFICULT.  

555-423-7431!!   

CRAPS. SLOTS. PACHINKO.   

No game too NEW. No game too OLD.  I KNOW THEM ALL! 

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555-423-7431!! CALL me! And I will teach YOU!  

I’ll teach FAST. You’ll learn FAST. And once you’ve got the games down:  

SPECIAL TRICKS. New TACTICS   

Ways to WIN the casino will have NIGHTMARES about  

I’ll explain BETTING ODDS to you and I’ll do it CLEARLY  

Because I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!  

You CAN’T GO WRONG 

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And MY credentials? GOOD QUESTION.   

I am a SMART MAN with a LIBRARY CARD 

Is an ACE high? Or LOW?  

I have an ACADEMIC UNDERSTANDING of “spread BETTING” 

The casino is COMING. Do NOT miss OUT ($$$)  555-423-7431!! 

Featuring: Austin Walker, Ali Acampora, Keith J Carberry, Art Martinez-Tebbel, and Jack de Quidt 

Music & Description by Jack de Quidt

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