Bluff City 26: Extracurricular: Out Of Time Pt. 0 (Patreon)

ELEVEN HEADLINES FROM THE CITY SILHOUETTE

TUESDAY EDITION, PAGES FOUR, FIVE, SIX

Egg Disaster On Monkfish Ave. As Egg Truck Overturns

Copper Thieves Take A Tumble

Fire Department Expands East, Bonfire Regulations Remain

Mysterious Phenomena Division Seizes Twelve Tons of Paper

Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Stalled Once More

Fog Bank Inbound, Weather Advisory

Wreck of The Catafalque Memorial Well Attended

Mayor’s Office On Pale Lights, Glimpsed: “No Comment”

Hot Weather To Continue, Fishmarket Hours Curtailed

Bavette’s Champagne Fountain Demonstrated, On Sale Soon

Skell School For Mathematics and Grammar To Open On Oarfish Plaza

Featuring: Austin Walker, Janine Hawkins, Art Martinez-Tebbel and Ali Acampora

Music & Description by Jack de Quidt

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