My Son The Hypnotist (Patreon)

When you tell your son he can be anything he wants… maybe letting him practice being a hypnotist on you wasn't the best idea. Now Lauren thinks she's a giggly balloon, air-headed and blissed out beyond belief, while her big, stinky feet are out for her son to gawk at. Good going, Lauren. Next time, maybe don't let him borrow your brain. He might forget where he left it, leaving you with zero thoughts and unprecedented levels of confusion.