Luan Loud's Comedic Trance (Patreon)
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21-year-old Luan Loud volunteered for a hypnosis show at the comedy club, and now she's been hypnotized to do a comedy routine all about feet!
"Hahaha! Wow, thank you, thank you so much! You guys are a toe-tally awesome crowd! Everybody keeps talking about how I should step up my comedy game, but honestly? These grippers are doing all the heavy lifting tonight!
Now why did the foot go to the comedy club? Because it wanted to get a little heel-arious! Get it? Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, don't look at me like that in the front row, sir! You look like you're about to kick me off the stage, but honestly, these feet are the only thing standing between me and a terrible review. I mean, toe-day is a great day for some sole-searching, am I right?
Thank you, you've been a foot-astic audience! Try the nachos on your way out! They're almost as cheesy as my feet~!"