[EARLY ACCESS WHOLESOME AUDIO] “You’re going to sit there and listen to me read out your discord messages.” (Patreon)

It’s the day before christmas and you end up getting a knock on your door in the night. You were quick to open it, revealing to you a little christmas elf with a book in hand.

“Is this you on my wanted list?”

Lo and behold..the picture was exactly you. Should have deleted the group chat and burned the evidence..now you’re on the naughty list.