The Fat Fuck Waddle (Patreon)

So I’ve started seeing 600+ on the scale this past week and I thought I should celebrate a little with a small public display. I’ve gotten a lot of requests to see how I move and I think this is a great, if not shocking display (I had no idea I took up the entire fucking hallway). 

I don’t really consider myself to be 600 just yet - not until I’m clocking in there on an empty stomach, but at this point it’s right around the corner. Let’s fucking go y’all, this is a head down and eat like a hog week.