TakoYuh

larping as an unemployed chud by barely getting shit done (10/20/26)

Is this the part where I pretend to be broke and ask for money? (dev update 10/06/26)

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory (dev update 09/29/26)

I feel like a bag of rye chips in the snack pile (dev update 09/22/26)

will the IRS get mad if I claim a flight to China as a tax write off by using Paige as an excuse? (dev update 09/15/26)

I'm the person who goes to the club to pout and tell people I hate clubbing (dev update 09/08/26)

Who would've thought planning ahead made things easier? (dev update 09/01/26)

someone get this brotha a calendar, holy smokes (dev update 08/05/26)

born to be fed grapes by a cute twink at the beach, forced to render big booty ladies at home (dev update 07/28/26)

dumb dev gaslit their brain into thinking they posted a dev update (07/22/26)

do NOT joke about spreading a stomach parasite. I am now banned from multiple cruise and airlines. (dev update 07/14/26)

It is what it is. (dev update 07/07/26)

I literally waited until the Mexico game ended to post this (dev update 06/30/26)

I've come down with a minor case of AVNdevitis (dev update 06/16/2026)

today I feel gay (dev update 06/02/26)

I need someone to slap the shit out of me rn (dev update 05/26/26)

Just had my most productive week ever, yet I still can't help but feel like I've let myself down. (dev update 05/19/26)

nothing fuels productivity quite like spite (dev update 05/12/26)

no, I did not forget Athena exists (dev update 05/05/26)

I am currently at a very Chinese point in my life (04/28/26)

I got a lil eepy and forgor to post this earlier (dev update 04/21/26)

my last 2 brain cells are fighting for the aux cord and I'm scared of what they'll play (04/14/2026)

GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (dev update 04/07/26)

Long scenes mean I quickly run out of good previews. Say hello to thuglyssa, nose bitch, and blonde bitch instead (dev update 03/31/26).

apparently 3 is the number of visits to the complementary snack bar it takes before the staff starts giving you weird looks (dev update 03/17/26)

chaka khan is the only thing keeping me sane at this point (dev update 03/10/26)

why must I always have to deal with the consequences of my actions? (dev update 03/03/26)

sike, motherfuckers (02/24/26)

when the FUCK is this dude dropping the next chapter, holy shit (dev update 02/09/26)

happy happy joy joy (Dev Update 02/03/2026)

do NOT listen to the intrusive thoughts at 3AM (dev update 01/19/26)

there's no point worrying about the things you can't fix (dev update 01/13/26)

why can't devs just stick to their render targets, are they dumb? (dev update 01/06/26)

we're just not allowed to have nice things, huh? (dev update 12/30/25)

wait, I'm goated (dev update 12/21/25)

nothing even matters. (dev update 12/16/25)

I wonder if a shaman could free me from the shackles of adhd (dev update 12/09/2025)

due to my commitment issues, I will run into oncoming traffic as punishment. (dev update 12/02/25)

Do not deep fry frozen turkey. I am now homeless. (Dev Update 11/25/25)

suicide postponed, just found out that shit makes you die (Dev Update 11/18/25)

I have failed, and I’ve decided to cut off my pinky to make up for it. (Dev Update 11/11/2025)

oh, brother! get a load of this guy (Dev Update 11/04/25)

i'm tired of being a loser. (Dev Update 10/28/25)

we should lowkey boil this guy (Dev Update 10/21/25)

Bum dev attempts a redemption arc, but fails because we ain't allowed to have nice things ever (Dev Update 10/14/25)

Bum dev deals with the consequences of their actions and blames the world for it. (Dev Update 10/07/25)

Dev Update 09/23/25

Dev Update 09/16/25

Dev Update 09/09/25

Dev Update 08/12/2025