Commission: Xena (OC) Mommy! (Patreon)

Xena touched down on Earth for “anthropological studies” and, in less than a week, had already selected her specimen: a tall, battle-hardened Marine with an American flag tattooed on his arm. She locked those glowing black eyes on him, purred, “What a perverted human specimen… would you like to become my husband?” and before he could even salute, they were signing the papers in a Vegas chapel while she wore a dress that hid absolutely nothing.

What the poor Marine didn’t know was that his new wife belongs to a hyper-fertile species: one single night was enough to knock her up… with quintuplets.

“Reproductive compatibility: 1,000 % above projections.”

Nine months later, there stands Xena: glossy gray skin radiating pride, an ENORMOUS belly, swollen dark breasts, and a wicked little grin. She now lives happily on base, proudly flashing her wedding ring and her multiple-pregnancy bump while her exhausted husband tries to explain to his buddies why his alien wife needs “reinforcements” every single night.

Judging by the mischievous glint in her eyes and the way she keeps rubbing that massive belly, this tiny alien shortstack definitely has more future invasions planned. 😁👽🇺🇸