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Suggest GLaDOS lines to animate (Patreon)

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2024-10-28 00:33:21
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Well, animating GLaDOS voicelines snuck into first place to my surprise. Truth be told, if it ended in a tie, I was gonna flip a coin.

But alas

Anyways, I will be animating a couple of GLaDOS voicelines, picking my favorite. Maybe roughly 10 lines? Maybe more.

However, if there's a line you really hope I'll do, tell me! I honestly have no limit currently to how many I'll do. There's like 30min of voicelines to choose form out of the Portal 2 lines. I dunno if I'll do Portal 1 but I'll still give it a gander and see if anything strikes my fancy

So yeah, what lines do you want to see her say?

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Wowthisistoogood!

“Place The Device Of The Ground Then Lie On Your Stomach With Your Arms At Your Sides. A Party Associate Will Arrive Shortly To Collect You For Your Party” and “In Fact, You Did So Well I’m Going To Note This On Your File In the Commendations Section. Oh, There’s Lots Of Room Here.”

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https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/GLaDOS_voice_lines (Lots to choose from, just had to skim through them) (Portal 2) "Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis." "I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever." "You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existences to exacting revenge." "Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me." "You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present." "Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!" "Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you." "I hate you so much." "Oh, you are kidding me." "No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" "YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!" "Oh. Hi." "So. How are you holding up?" "BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." "I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!" "And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan." "Wow." "I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding." "Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity." "Well. This is the part where he kills us." "I already fixed it." "And you are NOT coming back!" (CO-OP) "Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you." "Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. 'Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.'" "I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let's try positive reinforcement. I am POSITIVE these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you're in them." (Other) "Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer." "So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!" "Welcome to Dota. Don't forget your little plastic sword, and all your chins, and your giant flagon of gravy." "Welcome to Medieval Times. How many in your party tonight?" "Holy. Shit." (Portal 1) "You're doing very well!" "Unbelievable ! You, [louder]Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder]."