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Your new alien gf has learned how to use the TV! Though you advised her to not watch alien movies, she found herself tuning into Mars Attacks. Can you guess how that turns out? Pretty silly, tbh.

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Cole Tobin

Me: Don't watch alien movies. Her: Why? Me: Because they typically want to kill us or eat us.

SLE (Ess Ell Ee not slep) Photo

Let's not talk about "Species" or "Lifeforce" where a sexy naked alien goes around mating with, then killing, human men...

MrGamerMan

Ridley Scott sipping tea👀👀

Wolfy

Ok... I was with it until she said she would just fight the shark... either she actually can or she's like that friend that claims they would win a fight against a tiger or a bear, not sure which is worse! Ok, the abductions and her basically confirming our movies are kinda right is worse, that is definitely the worse part...

Dr.Cryptic

Gotta love when the opposite species finds out what others think of them only to prove them both right and wrong at the same time. Love wholesome aliens but love the rougher ones just as much 💀💙

MethodSwitch

It's true lol She's only offended because humans haven't experienced the trauma to justify the fear 🤣