A Word from... DEADPOOL! (Patreon)

Holy SHITBALLS! It's me, Perverts... DEADPOOL! 

I WON! I WON! Was there EVER any doubt? 

Well, uhm, yeah... actually for a long while, it looked like that poser THOR might win the Marvel Hunks Poll. Good thing he didn't, though... I woulda had to come over to your house and rip up all your crappy Thor comics! And also, probably sodomize all your stuffed animals! Don't deny it... I know you've got 'em in yer spank drawer! 

Anyhoooooo, not that it matters when I'm in the mix, but the winner -- and I use the term VERY loosely! -- for the DC Poll is GREEN HAWKE... D'AH, I MEAN, GREEN ARROW! 

Your POP CULTURE "hunk" winner is daddy Superman himself, -- but not THE Superman, you premature ejaculators! --  the WITCHER! 

Naturally, I'm gonna come first. I ALWAYS cum first... So as mister "dicks the size of Buicks" is so fond of saying to ya, "STAY TOONED"! I'm so close to cumming, it's not even funny! 

ILLUSTRATION: Patrick Fillion

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