🔥💪😤🪣🌊🔥💪😤🪣🌊...🔥 (Patreon)

Hi, everyone! I’m alive! Colossal thanks for your continued patience and patronage! I love you all more than any woman has ever loved a rabbit.

And that's a lot! 💖💖💖💖💖

My brain admittedly remains a bit mushy and real life continues to be more than slightly on fire, but I’m still stubbornly throwing buckets of water on it. It's going...erm...

...okay, it's not exactly going well. But it's going, at any rate! That's something, right?

And good news! Given the state of Utter Dumb Fuckery befalling me most recently, I can safely say I’m officially starring in a farce rather than a disaster movie. So I’ve got that going for me! Thank god I'm enough of a trope savvy cartoon to survive a farce mostly unsinged.

Portrait of the Artist: Making the Best of It

May 2025

Visual Media (heartlessly stolen reaction gif)

Expect early access tonight! Very late-late-late exclusives too! Then a public audio release on YouTube tomorrow, with two more exclusives for patrons!

Back in a flash!

xoxo,

Vel are you fucking kidding me patreon I can't use a dash to sign off with without it making a bulleted list now?? writers need punctuation akdhaksjdhakjsd!!! i'm fine it's fine i'm fine brb