Patron Exclusive Audio: Your No-Nonsense Best Friend Comes Over to Comfort You After a Bad Breakup (Patreon)

Your No-Nonsense Best Friend Comes Over to Comfort You After a Bad Breakup

After your most recent romantic relationship imploded, you call your best friend in tears to vent on her voicemail. You never thought she’d immediately drop everything to come comfort you, but of course she does. After all, what else are friends for?

F4A • Your Ex Sucks!!! • Comfort for Breakup • I Came As Soon As I Heard • What Happened? • Screw Them • Comfort Food • Personal Attention • Hair Brushing • Scalp Massage • Commiserating • There Are Plenty of Other Fish in the Sea Who DON’T Suck, I Promise • Rain on Windowpanes + Very Light Crackling Fireplace • No Nonsense Besties + Badmouthing Your Shitty Ex: Name a More Iconic Duo • Comfort for Crying • Taking Care of You • Heartbreak is Horrible; Crying is Okay and So is Anger

Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio

Script(s) by: lupinstolemyheart on reddit

SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses