How to Eat an Elephant (Patreon)

Hello, Patrons! Update!

March threw real life curve balls at my head. This month's main channel release schedule is, evidently, a total wash. I'm sorry.

But it's not all bad news. I've gotten nearly a dozen patron exclusive audios in the can. Here are some thumbnail previews for a bunch of those that are on the way...

Now I'm throwing myself into editing. I have big chunks of 2026's Patreon schedule all blocked out as well, from planned audio exclusives to commissioned art. I'm hesitant to announce anything else until I've got more done, but I'm attacking the to-do list with a changed mindset. It seems to be going okay so far.

For the time being, my focus will be playing catch-up here. No deadlines, just nose to the grindstone until I'm ahead instead of behind. Every time a deadline flies past my head, I feel like curling into a pitiful little whiny ball of despair. That's no way to get anything done, even though it's been my brain's default for awhile. So I'm once again taking a baseball bat to my brain's kneecaps! Hopefully it'll learn its lesson this time.

Then, once the Patreon exclusive schedule is all squared away for awhile, I can redirect my attention to the main channel wholeheartedly.

Now, I'm off to work. I love ya. I'll be back as soon as I can.

xoxo,

Velvet