Messy Ice Cream Chug — September 2023 (Patreon)

I've been getting so big and so greedy. I've been asked quite a few times in the past to do a massive melted ice cream chug, and I always was a bit afraid of it for some reason. Like going that hard would be crossing some weight gain threshold, after which there's no way I could possibly claim that I'm not fattening myself on purpose. The thing is, that threshold has already long passed. I know it now. I think you've all known it for even longer. So here you go. Massive obesity embarrasses and terrifies me, yet I can't seem to stop aching for it. 🥵🐷

* For the Americans, 4 litres is just over one gallon 😉