Naruto: Santa Claus (Christmas Special) (CH 3) (Patreon)

A/N: This story is rated M for mature content not suitable for children.

This is an alternate universe where I've chosen to merge all the fandoms I'll be using into a single universe, rather than having Naruto travel between dimensions to meet various female characters.

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Chapter 3: Who Is On The Nasty List?

The Watchtower [Deep Space Orbit]

Naruto Uzumaki leaned back against the cold, vibranium-reinforced hull of the Justice League’s orbital headquarters. He wasn’t wearing the traditional, bulky red suit that Saint Nick had favored. Instead, his "Santa Gear" was a sleek, crimson-and-black tactical shinobi mesh, trimmed with white fur that shimmered with an ethereal frost.

"I’ve got to admit, the old man’s magic makes the Flying Thunder God look like a genin’s parlor trick," Naruto muttered, checking the golden ledger tucked into his vest.

The book was glowing. That meant a "High Priority Target" was nearby. In this world, the "Naughty and Nice" list wasn't just for kids. It tracked the karmic balance of every soul, and right now, the ledger was screaming at him about a certain Amazonian Princess.

According to the magic of the North Pole, Diana of Themyscira was suffering from a severe case of "Heroic Burnout." She spent every waking hour being a symbol of truth and strength, but deep in her subconscious—the part the Ledger read—she was desperate to drop the shield and be treated like a woman, not a goddess.

"Duty calls," Naruto smirked.

Naruto moved through the Watchtower with the silence of a ghost. He didn't need to hack the systems; the Spirit of Christmas rendered him invisible to any technology not fueled by pure joy. He passed Cyborg, who was busy recalibrating the teleportation tubes, and slipped right past Batman, whose narrowed eyes seemed to sense a disturbance in the air, but couldn't pin it down.

He found her in the Combat Training Room.

Diana was a blur of motion, her sword clashing against holographic parademons. Sweat slicked her bronze skin, making her muscles ripple under the harsh fluorescent lights. She was beautiful, fierce, and—as the Ledger noted—criminally pent-up.

Naruto didn't wait for her to finish. He stepped into the light, clapping his hands. "You know, Princess, training on Christmas Eve is a violation of the 'Peace on Earth' clause. I might have to write you a ticket."

Diana spun, her shield raised and her sword leveled at Naruto's throat in a heartbeat. Her blue eyes burned with intensity. "Who are you? How did you bypass the Watchtower security?"

Naruto just winked, his blue eyes sparkling with a mix of mischief and ancient power. "Name's Naruto. But tonight? You can call me Nick. And as for your security... let's just say I have a master key for every 'chimney' in the multiverse."

"You're the one Susan mentioned," Diana said, lowering her sword slightly but keeping her guard up. "The 'New Santa.' I thought it was a joke. Or a delusion brought on by Reed’s latest experiment."

"Susan wouldn't lie about person that brings her so much pleasure," Naruto countered, stepping closer. He could smell her—the scent of ozone, sandalwood, and the salt of her sweat. It was an intoxicating mix that made the Fox inside him stir.

Diana’s breath hitched. She felt it—the 'Santa Aura.' It wasn't just magic; it was an overwhelming sense of warmth and authority. It made her feel... safe. A feeling she hadn't truly felt since leaving the island.

"The Ledger says you've been a very good girl, Diana," Naruto whispered, now standing so close that their chests nearly brushed. "But it also says you’ve been harboring some very naughty thoughts about what you want to happen when the armor comes off."

"I am a Princess of Themyscira," she hissed, though her voice lacked its usual steel. "I do not have 'naughty' thoughts."

Naruto reached out, his fingers grazing the Golden Lasso at her hip. "Is that so? Why don't we ask the Lasso? It can't lie, can it?"

Before she could react, Naruto’s hand moved with shinobi speed. He didn't just grab the lasso; he looped it around her wrists and his own hand in a single fluid motion. The gold glowed brilliantly, binding their truths together.

"Now, Diana," Naruto growled, his voice dropping an octave. "Tell me. When you lie in your bed at night, do you dream of being a warrior? Or do you dream of a man strong enough to make you submit?"

Diana’s jaw locked. She fought the magic of her own weapon, her muscles bulging as she tried to pull away. But the Lasso was absolute. Her lips trembled, and then the truth broke through.

"I... I want to feel small," she gasped, her eyes fluttering shut. "I want to be taken. I want to stop being the one who holds the world up... and let someone hold me down."

Lemon Scene Ahead

The admission broke the dam. Naruto didn't waste another second. He grabbed the back of her head, his fingers tangling in her thick black hair, and crushed his lips against hers. It wasn't a gentle kiss. It was an invasion.

Diana let out a low moan, her hands—still bound to his by the glowing lasso—pressing into the small of his back. She tasted like fire and honey.

With a surge of strength, Naruto lifted her, her long, muscular legs wrapping instinctively around his waist. He carried her to the center of the training mat, the holographic environment still flickering with the ruins of a battlefield, adding a raw, primal energy to the encounter.

He stripped her armor away with the efficiency of a man who had unwrapped a billion presents. The eagle-crested breastplate hit the floor with a heavy thud, followed by her greaves(lower leg armor) and pteryges(material under armor).

Underneath, the Princess of Truth was perfect. Her breasts were full and firm, topped with dark, rose-colored nipples that were already pebble-hard in the cool air of the Watchtower.

"By the Gods," Diana whispered as Naruto shed his own gear, revealing a body forged in the fires of the Fourth Shinobi War and perfected by the mantle of Santa.

Naruto didn't give her time to admire the view. He laid her down on the mat, the Golden Lasso still coiled around their wrists, pulsing with the rhythm of their accelerating heartbeats.

He moved between her legs, his thick, pulsing shaft rubbing against her soaking wet entrance. Diana arched her back, her fingers digging into his shoulders.

"Please," she begged, her pride completely gone, replaced by the raw need he had unburied. "Naruto... now!"

He plunged inside her in one deep, masterful stroke.

Diana’s eyes rolled back in her head, a loud, echoing scream of completion tearing from her throat. She was tighter than any woman he had ever felt—even tighter than Susan. It felt like being encased in warm, living marble.

"Fuck, Diana," Naruto groaned, his hips beginning a steady, powerful rhythm. "You really were holding yourself back."

"I had to!" she cried out, her hips rising to meet every one of his thrusts. "If I let go... There is no man that can handle me!"

"You will find that I can take everything you dish out and more," Naruto promised. He activated his Shadow Clone Jutsu, and suddenly, two more Narutos appeared.

The first clone moved to her head, placing his cock by her face. Diana didn't hesitate; she took him deep into her throat, her eyes wide as she realized she was being shared by the same man. The second clone moved to take her feet that were around the original Naruto's waist, lifting her legs wide in a V shape to give the original Naruto a deeper, more punishing angle of entry.

Diana groaned around the dick in her mouth as the original Naruto hit a sensitive spot inside her from the new angle.

The princess knew she should be angry or at least humiliated by how this man, who is a essential a stranger is using her body. Her sisters and mother would try to take his head if they saw them now and the position she was in, but as she lay on her back with a thick cock thrusting in and out of her pussy, while a clone was using her mouth and another clone was spreading her legs wide so she was fully exposed to them, she could help but feel more aroused than she ever had before in her long life.

"I can't even lie to myself and say I hate what he is doing," Diana thought as she flexed her wrists that were still bound by the lasso of truth.

CLAP CLAP CLAP

The sound of flesh hitting flesh filled the room, competing with the hum of the Watchtower’s engines. Naruto was relentless. He used his chakra to enhance the friction, making Diana’s insides feel like they were on fire.

She was drowning in sensation. The Naruto at her crotch was hitting her G-spot with every thrust, while the one at her mouth was making her gag on his size. She felt like she was being claimed by a god, and not just any god, a god of sex.

Naruto's eyes trailed the horny princess's body from where they were joined with his cock, spreading open her tight, smooth slit up to her flat, muscular stomach, and stopped at her bouncing tits that were large enough to feed an army of babies. Then a thought came to him.

"How many kids do you have?" Naruto inquired, causing the dark-haired goddess to be taken aback, spitting out the clone's cock that was in her mouth.

"What?" Diana shouted, her breath coming in heavy gasps and soft moans. Naruto continued his thrusting without interruption. "I don't have any kids—why would you assume that I do?"

"Seriously?" Naruto said with a hint of enthusiasm. "I just find it hard to believe that no one has gotten you pregnant yet, considering how attractive you are."

Diana gazed at Naruto, and his words echoed in her mind. She pictured herself with a large belly, eight months pregnant, cradling a blonde baby in her arms. She wasn't sure if it was due to how amazing Naruto made her feel or if the lasso of Truth was revealing her true desires, but the thought of becoming a mother excited her.

"No man I’ve been with was strong enough or had what it took to give me a baby. Do you think you can achieve such success where they failed?" Diana said with her eyes dark with lust. The clone that was in her mouth was annoyed as he stroked its rod that was covered in spit.

Naruto locked eyes with Diana, his gaze intense with determination while hers sparkled with desire. "I trust you're prepared to become a mother, princess, because by the time I leave, you'll be expecting my child."

Diana didn't say anything; she smirked and licked her lips in anticipation. The original Naruto took her legs from his clone and placed them on his shoulder, closing her legs to get more friction and making her feel tighter than she was before. He started to thrust into the princess with one thought: breed the bitch below him.

The two clones moved on either side of Diana's head. One took hold of the back of her head and moved it to his cock, which she devoured instantly. The other took her still bound hands, and she started to stroke the clone's cock without a word.

CLAP CLAP CLAP

The room echoed with the sounds of Naruto and Diana, their bodies colliding rhythmically, accompanied by their moans and gasps. They continued for what seemed like an eternity until they finally reached their peak and experienced their release.

"I'm... I'm going to cum!" Diana screamed pulling her head back from the clone's rod, her internal muscles pulsing with the force of a tectonic shift.

"Not yet," the original Naruto whispered, his hand reaching down to find her clit, rubbing it in a frantic circle.

The combination was too much. Diana’s body stiffened, her back arching so high only her heels and head touched the mat. She exploded in a massive, messy orgasm that coated Naruto’s thighs and stomach.

Seeing her break, Naruto let out his own roar. He felt his seed building—a massive, magically-enhanced load meant to bring "life" to the world. He bucked his hips forward one last time, burying himself as deep as possible into the Amazon’s womb.

"Take it all, Princess!"

He emptied his balls into her, rope after rope of thick, white semen filling her up until it began to overflow, spilling out of her and onto the training mat. At the same moment, the clones that was by her face exploded at her face, coating her face and hair in their essence.

Lemon Scene End

Silence returned to the Watchtower, save for the heavy, synchronized breathing of the two lovers. The clones had vanished into puffs of smoke, leaving the original Naruto lying across Diana’s chest.

She was tracing the whisker marks on his face, her blue eyes soft and hazy with lingering pleasure. "The stories... the myths never spoke of Santa delivering a 'gift' like this."

"The myths are old, Diana. The world changes," Naruto said, kissing the tip of her nose. He stood up, his clothes magically reforming around him. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small, glowing crystal. "A gift. It’s a communication seal. If you ever feel like the world is getting too heavy again... just call."

Diana sat up, clutching the crystal to her chest and a hand on a stomach. "And Reed? Susan? Do she know you are here?"

"Susan knows," Naruto said with a smirk. "And Reed... well, Reed likes to watch. But don't worry I will be pay you more regular visits from now on."

Naruto might end up getting Diana pregnant, just as he did with Susan. He'd need to keep a close watch on the situation, ensuring that it happened. Otherwise, he’d have an endless supply of potent seed for the princess. On the topic of Reed, he would feel a sense of guilt about getting another man's wife pregnant, especially if he wasn't aware that Reed was fully informed about everything going on.

Naruto had been aware for some time that Reed was observing him and his wife during their intimate moments. Initially, Naruto expected Reed to be upset about it, but with the help of his shadow clones, he realized that Reed had a particular kink—he enjoyed watching Naruto with his wife. Occasionally, Naruto would even put on a performance, intensifying his actions with Susan just for Reed's enjoyment.

As Naruto prepared to teleport away, he paused. The Ledger in his pocket vibrated again. A new name appeared.

Zatanna Zatara.

Naruto grinned. This Christmas was going to be a very, very long night.

Chapter End

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A/N: I appreciate all the support you've given me this year. Wishing everyone a joyful Christmas and a wonderful New Year!