Sonic: Survival of the Weakest - Chapter 2: Jobber Destination (Patreon)

The items were all lined up for easy access at the sides of the ring. All the weapons were in one crate while all the humiliating baby stuff was lined in another. It was set up so that no matter what, both competitors would have easy access to the items at hand.

"It's going to be quite the smash I can tell you that much." Vector began, commentating hard and fast into the mike. "It may not seem like these two are able to do much but I assure you, it's never wise to underestimate the power within tiny bodies. Espio would know. He's had to deal with the sharp end of Charmy's stinger more than he'd be comfortable with me admitting. But I will anyway cause I'm the guy who signs his paychecks."

Espio grunted and sneered at Vector off to the side.

"They're starting off with a stare down. The most boring of battle tendencies." Omega snarled. "Unless you're like me who can make his eyes glow red for maximum intimidation points."

Tails and Chip were indeed simply standing there, sizing each other up. The fox stood in his light blue speedos with the nice, big, yellow star plastered on the butt and his matching boots. Chip had on a nice beige colored speedo with no boots or footwear to speak of.

"So... before we begin... I want to know something." Tails asked with a confident smirk.

"Hmm?" Chip smiled. He had hardly gotten much of a chance to hang with Tails during their World Adventure to save the planet from Dark Gaia. He felt he knew the guy enough to guess that he wasn't going to be holding back. "What is it?"

"Is it really so easy for you to come out of the Earth now?" Tails began shifting to the left a bit. Chip began shifting to the right. "Your spirit isn't feeling strained at all?"

Chip shook his head. "No. It's not taking a toll on me or anything like that. I'm fine. It's just that the amount of time I have to spend up here is a bit limited. Ever since Eggman woke me up the wrong way, I've found that staying awake has become a lot easier. I can come and go as I please but sooner or later I'll need to zip back to rest a tad. For someone like me who was practically gone for millions of years at a time, stopping to rest a week and then come back isn't so bad. I felt I owed Eggman a little something as a thank you for that. So when he came to the spot where he split the Earth and called out for me, I answered."

Tails stopped and stared at him. "And what made him suddenly want to do that?"

Chip stopped at that same moment. "Dunno. You'll have to ask him."

"... One more question."

"Yeah?"

Tails suddenly charged at Chip and grabbed his arms. The little purple guy reeled in shock before he found himself twisted up and over, slamming down hard onto the mat! He was impacted so hard against it, he bounced and let out a cough of pain. 

"How's it feel to have come out simply so that you could get your butt kicked by Sonic's partner?" Tails laughed and swung his tails over to swipe at him next.

Chip sprung to his feet and barely managed to roll out of the way, avoiding the twin-tailed smack. He landed on his hands and shot his little body backwards like a dart, aiming for Tails' stomach.

The fox merely smiled and spun to the side, grabbing Chip's feet out of mid-air and swirling him around like a top before flinging him into the ropes!

"WAAAAGH!" Chip screamed as his face smushed into the outstretched ropes and he flew back... straight into Tails' fist! The poor guy spun in mid-air and landed down hard on his stomach with his butt sticking straight up.

Tails whistled to himself before going behind Chip, swinging his foot back, then launching it forward so hard it booted the little God child back into the ropes! He screamed as he got tangled up in them and slumped there with his eyes rolling in their sockets. "Gughhh..."

"Oh wow. Quite the initial upset from Tails. It looks like he really doesn't want to pull his punches." Vector screamed as the crowd cheered. Eggman was already eating popcorn by the bucket full, watching this.

"That's my bro." Sonic said off to the side. "Than again, it's not like I want either of them to lose..."

"Worry more about yourself." Shadow said with a slight glare at the blue hedgehog. Sonic chuckled at that. 

Tails approached Chip while he was tangled in the ropes and yanked on his ear. 

"Owww....~!" The little guy teared up as he was yanked roughly from the knot he was tied up in and punched so hard in the gut that he ended up letting out a tiny fart. 

Chip's eyes widened as he clutched his chest, landing on his feet and stumbling as he saw spots.

"You hung out with Sonic for one adventure but me? I've trained with him practically all my life. You're no match for me." Tails said, grabbing Chip and hoisting him up again. He then harshly smashed him onto the deck once more!

Chip coughed and laid out spread-eagle on the mat, fidgeting a bit.

Tails climbed up to the post of the rope while he had his little daydream on the mat. The confident fox smirked while on the post and began playfully flexing out at the crowd. They all cheered for him which gave the cute little nerd a much needed ego boost.

"And here comes the SPIKE!" Tails laughed and jumped off of the post, going for a massive elbow drop...!

He would have connected to, had Chip not rolled out of the way at the last second. Tails looked on in shock as his body connected against the hard canvus rather than the soft and squishy God creature he was aiming for!

"Ohhh~!" Vector shouted. "Rough landing! Chip was conscious enough to roll away!"

Tails slumped on the mat and felt his eyes go a bit hazy. The pain of that landing shot through him more than he figured it would. This gave Chip ample time to retaliate though.

He quickly scampered over and grabbed the young fox by his Tails. With a hefty swing he began to lift him up! Tails clawed at the mat to keep from being lifted but it wasn't enough. He was swung over and ended up smashing against the mat with his head cracking against what must have been the hardest part of it for massive damage!

Tails found his body twirled around again and tossed at the post at the side of the ring soon after! The fox slumped there in a dizzy daze but found that the pain probably wasn't anywhere near as devastating as what he made Chip go through.

Chip knew that too, which is why he scrambled for the crates at the side rather fast and reached for something, anything, that would give him a nice boost of power. 

He ended up grabbing one of the electric pokers and one of the live crabs. 

Fine. He'd take what he could get.

Chip panted and turned back to Tails... only to see that he wasn't there anymore!

"Oh no-!" Chip sweated with fear right before the fox's arms wrapped around his neck! He was being put into a choke hold!

"Thought you could beat me down eh? Sorry to say, that didn't hurt as much as you wanted it to." Tails said, sneering as he gripped the little guy hard and fast. It was so strong that Chip already began seeing stars and fidgeting as he tried to stay standing up.

"Chip's strategy to knock Tails silly and go for the items seems to have been a misstep." Omega started. "He should have kept wailing on the fox."

Tails kept taunting his opponent. "Fat good those items will do you. Let them go and I'll show you how to use tools like that properly." Tails said this with one arm wrapped around Chip's throat and the other going for the electric poker.

Chip snapped suddenly and tossed the electric poker in the air! 

Tails looked up in surprise which ended up being a mistake because shortly after, Chip shoved the live crab down Tails's speedos!

"AGH! Wh-What did you-HEEEEK!" Tails' eyes crossed as the pincers of the creature clamped down HARD on something it wasn't supposed to! "YAAAAAAAAGH~!" Tails let Chip go and immediately went fishing around in his speedos for the crab.

Chip rolled on the ground and panted a bit, watching where the electric poker was about to land. In a split second he charged for it... only for Tails to fly up and swat Chip to the ground. The fox grabbed it himself!

"Oh! Another distraction gone down the drain!" Vector shouted, gripping the mike as though it were a lifeline.

Tails sweated and panted, blushing a bit as the crowd chuckled around him. He tossed the live crab to the crate and turned the electric poker on. "Think you're funny huh? Embarrassing me like that? Well, now it's your turn!"

Tails charged at Chip and began jabbing the electric device at him! Chip shot up and began dodging each hit as best he could!

He was swinging up and down, this way and that, trying not to get snagged by it. However, he was eventually pushed to a corner and found himself unable to dodge to the left or right. The only choice was to go up but he knew Tails could fly as well. He'd have to do it super fast while he was being attacked for it to catch him off guard enough for it to count!

Tails turned the dial up to it's highest setting and took another huge thrust at Chip!

Chip, in a split-second, flew up, spun over Tails's head, and then landed behind the fox where he quickly turned around and jabbed a fist hard into his side!

Tails's eyes crossed and he dropped the poker, letting out a huge breath of pain as Chip's fist squished the side of his body.

"HUGGGHHHH~!" Tails's body fidgeted for a bit and felt really stiff. The pain was making him woozy. He turned to go and punch at Chip but his punch was too high. It soared over Chip's head, leaving him wide open!

Chip smiled and slammed his fist hard into Tails's gut! This time, Tails was the one who let out a fart, only it was super loud and ended up reverberating on the loud speakers.

That made everyone in the audience crack up laughing, including the contestants on the side who had yet to wrestle. Sonic blushed a bit and put a hand to his face. "Ho' boy..."

Tails's mouth hung open and drool ebbed out the side of his mouth. He stumbled a bit, trying to keep his eyes from getting too glazed over. He knew Chip was right in front of him though. He took a chance, clamped his hands together, and shot a power fist down to nab him!

Chip ended up seeing the attack coming though and rolled out of the way, in-between Tails's legs!

The little guy then soared up and swung his foot to nail Tails in the butt!

The fox yelped as he fell forward and smacked his face onto the mat. He grunted and forced himself up again only for Chip to do what was done to him and clamp himself around Tails' throat!

This time, it was Tails's turn to stumble about and gasp for air. "Hughgh.. AGHAGHH~!"

"What was that about training with Sonic?" Chip said as he kept the hold tight. "Train all you want, it won't mean anything if I get the drop on you!"

"It's getting close. They've both had a back and forth by this point but who keeps the upper hand from this point on is yet to be determined." Vector snapped.

Tails tried to reach up and pry Chip off of him, but each time he did, the little guy would kick into his sides! Tails took two or three of those kicks before he eventually fell to his knees.

"St-stah... stop... l-let go... I gotta... I-I'm gonna..." Tails wheezed out, his face turning blue.

The camera was focused on the action in front of them but it ended up zooming in on Tails's speedos when something interesting began happening. 

They started to darken in the front. They looked like they were getting wet!

The crowd's cheering picked up when they saw two golden streams go down Tails's legs while he was on his knees and the front of his speedos get soaked. He was wetting himself!

Chip began laughing along with the crowd when he finally took notice of it. "Can't handle the pain huh? Need a diaper?"

"HRGGH!" Tails answered by swinging his head back into Chip's chin! The impact made his eyes cross and he fell hard onto the mat!

Tails crawled pathetically away and hoisted himself up, holding onto the ropes and panting with pee dribbling down his legs. His face was covered in sweat and he was really wobbly.

"I'm gonna... DESTROY YOU!" Tails snapped and pushed into the ropes. He then shot himself forward, attempting to power slam his feet down onto Chip when he reached the center.

Or he would have had Chip not shot up and punched Tails in the face in mid-dive!

The fox screeched as he was flung back and slammed onto the mat so hard that his butt bounced on it. He sat there, wobbling in a daze before Chip grabbed him by his armpits and picked him up...

"There, there. You feeling good?" Chip asked, patting Tails's wobbly body on the head.

The fox nodded a bit, smiling stupidly as he began to see cute little birdies sing and float around his head. "Uh... uh-huh...?"

"Good." Chip smiled back... and then he punched Tails across the face! The fox stumbled back and stammered on his feet. He was going around the mat like a drunkard, unable to see straight as his eyes were rolling in their sockets now. 

"How's that feel?" Chip called out.

"Whazzat mommy? You wanted dah flowers to bloom in winter? Silly mamma..." Tails sputtered out some nonsense that didn't make any sense.

Chip grabbed the electric poker at the side he was still on and zipped forward. "This may wake you up!"

With that he jabbed it right into Tails' gut! 

The fox was electrocuted with enough voltage to power the stadium it looked like. He flashed like a neon sign as his teeth clenched, his hair stood on end, and his eyes re-crossed into one another.

Each jolt made his bladder release all the more, soaking his speedos all the way through until he was in another puddle.

Chip eventually stopped and tossed the poker to the side, looking Tails up and down.

The fox's eyes were fluttering and his pupils were rolling underneath his tired eye-lids. He was barely standing up too.

Chip giggled and then blew lightly on Tails's body.

The fox fell over and laid out flat onto the mat like a wet sack.

Chip grinned as he scrambled to the post and climbed up on top of it, pointing his fingers upwards and ushering for the crowd to respond. Thankfully, they all did.

"Want me to dive?!" Chip asked.

"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" They all chanted, along with Vector and Omega who were really into it now.

Chip smirked and jumped off the post, successfully pulling off what Tails tried and failed to do earlier. Had he succeeded at it, he may have won but now it was being used to seal his fate!

Chip smashed down hard on Tails' gut making Tails' body lurch up and express an intense amount of pain before flopping back down onto the mat like a dish rag.

Chip rolled off of Tails and grabbed one of his arms, lifting it up, and then letting it flop onto the ground. He looked him over and giggled at his goofy face. His eyes were completely white and half open. His tongue was stuck out the side, drooling a bit. Chip could probably have heard the birdies cheeping and chirping as they flew around his head too.

With that, Chip pinned the unconscious fox, got the three bells, and was successfully declared the WINNER!

"And there it is! He's won folks!" Vector shouted as the crowd went wild.

Chip laughed before sauntering on over to the crate. He reached in and pulled out one of the diapers inside. It was a nice fully pink diaper with cute white teddy bears decorating it. 

"Punishment time everyone?" Chip cupped his hand to his ear and got the crowd to cheer along with him for the punishment. "Well if you insist!"

Chip gladly went back over to the unconscious fox and shimmied the wet speedos off his legs. They were a bit stuck due to the wetness but he got them off and let them flop off to the side with a wet squish. Tails was now naked in front of an entire stadium full of people. It didn't help that this was all a live wrestling televised event too. Eggman knew what he was doing.

Chip then lifted Tails's legs, unfolded the diaper, and put it underneath his butt. When he laid it down on the diaper, he grabbed a baby wipe from the crate and cleaned him off in front of the crowd.

"Sometimes it doesn't pay to be overconfident." Chip said. "You may have been with Sonic longer than me but I learn quick."

With that, he sealed the tapes around Tails' front and also sealed Tails's fate. He was going to the next round and continuing on in the Survival of the Weakest tournament, wearing a pink diaper as his new outfit.

Chip put his foot on Tails' stomach and gave the peace sign, posing for them all as the flashes in the audience hinted that they were taking some right snazzy photos!

Sonic sighed. "Good job Chip. I guess he'll have a better time going against you Shadow." Sonic said.

"Me...? Oh that's rich." Shadow shot back.

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Tails ended up being carted off on a stretcher to the back. He wasn't done yet so they had to get him to wake up as soon as possible. Chip on the other hand, high-fived Sonic on his way back to the stands.

"Go get em Sonic." Chip cheered.

"No problem. I think I'll manage. I'd rather not face Tails in the next match." Sonic chuckled.

"Why? Afraid he'll whoop your butt too?" Shadow crawled through the ropes and stood across from Sonic. 

It was time for the next round.

"Well than, it's time for the Rivalry to end all rivalries folks. Sonic vs. Shadow. Let's see which one of them has what it takes to avoid immense humiliation." Vector grinned.

"I don't really care which one does," Omega stated. "Just so long as it can live up to the fight I just witnessed, I'll be fine."

"You ready to take a dive like usual?" Sonic said.

"Oh please come off it. Your pre-battle banter has never been the best and I'm not too keen on hearing it now." Shadow said as he stood with his arms crossed.

Rouge grabbed the mallet and rang the bell.

"Alrighty everyone! Let the second round BEGIN!"

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Who loses and continues on in the tournament?