Sonic: Survival of the Weakest - Chapter 9: Smooth Sailing (Patreon)

Silver was sweating and blushing rather hard. It sucked that he was legitimately taking so long to do this because he wasn't exactly in a desirable position right now. 

Once again, he was still wearing the white diaper with the baby blue trim and yellow stars on it, accompanied by baby blue mittens, a baby bonnet, and a bib. All the jeers, cheers, and snapshots were not something he should be taking to.

Eggman, obviously, didn't give a shit. He was patient as hell for this. More so than probably anything he'd ever done in his life if we're being honest.

Silver eventually swallowed the glob of fear spit that had been collecting at the back of his throat and pointed ahead. "Okay... I... I choose..."

For a split, half-second, the rowdy crowd felt a bit more quiet then usual.

"SONIC!" Silver shouted.

Sonic's eyes widened as the camera zoomed in on his hilariously worried face.

"Wah...WHAAAAAT~!" Sonic screamed, pointing at himself in a sweaty panic.

"BWAHAHAHA~! Perfect pick," Eggman said, swatting the still nervous hedgehog on the back. Silver smiled, finding Sonic's face rather funny.

At least until he looked at Sonic's face again.

It went from humorous surprise, to abject rage. The blue one was marching towards Silver and cut through the ropes extremely quick, darting over to Silver with an evil glare in his eye.

The white hedgehog stood there with the worried look on his face now. 

Eggman was "shockingly" not on the scene anymore too.

"Oh... w-wait... h-hang on..." Silver stammered.

Rouge rang the bell.

"Sonic, I was in a panic! It had to be someo-WOOF!" Silver lurched forward as he was struck in the gut by the angry hedgehog. It was a hefty punch that sunk into Silver's gut and made him wheeze out a ton of air from both ends. 

It took the breath away from his mouth and the gas from his butt. 

The crowd was already in a frenzy.

Eggman truly was malicious. He knew that no matter who Silver choose, that person was going to have a very steadfast grudge against him. 

"We'll see whose the real weakest. Come on buddy." Sonic snapped then grabbed Silver by his huge spines.

"Agh! No! Wait! Mercy! I-" Silver whined before Sonic shot his knee up to Silver's gut again. He then yanked Silver's head so far back that he lurched a tad which resulted in a mild bout of whiplash. He tried to look forward again and got a fistful of anger right to the face!

Silver slung back and smacked into the ropes, his eyes crossed and his tongue lolled out the side in a dizzy daze. Sonic was stomping closer and growling as he got ready when the scared hedgehog flew towards him again.

Sonic punched Silver so hard then that he twirled around and around in mid-air like an upside down revolving door before flopping down hard onto the mat. His butt wiggled a bit before it and he settled onto the mat, flattened.

Sonic pressed his foot onto Silver's butt and sneered down at him. "Alright. So how do we proceed eh? You want an out now huh?"

"Pwease... i-it wasn't... Eggman made...me..." Silver groaned in the mat.

Sonic was having none of it though. He gripped Silver by his diaper and hiked it up as fast his speedy arms could handle!

"AIEEEEEEEE~!" Silver squealed like a girl, as the thick diaper was stretched so well that it managed to shoot up into him, creating a painful and authentic diaper wedgie.

"Oh wow. A diaper wedgie." Vector said, "That's gotta hurt."

"Indeed," Omega concurred. "A fabric that soft, absorbent, and thick managing to wedgie someone would take an incredible amount of painful force. Sonic's not happy at all."

Sonic wasn't happy, sure, but one could say his mood was improving with each bounce he gave to Silver's behind here. Silver was letting tears fling every which way and back as Sonic whistled a little diddy to keep his spirits up.

"You're so pathetic. No wonder you've made it so far in." Sonic snapped and began to spin Silver around and around.

"I. ONLY. LOST. ONE. MAAAAATCH!" Silver screamed as he was being twirled about.

"Nope. You're about to lose TWO!" Sonic then let Silver go and watched him scream as he flew through the air. He then went splat onto the floor with his legs spread and his diapered rump sticking up. His butt shook as another fart happened, which got a ton of laughs going.

Sonic grinned as he grabbed at the ropes and slide between them to go down to Silver's level. He grabbed the white hedgehog by his legs and hoisted him up to get a closer look at his face.

"Bad choice." Sonic spat.

"Weally bad choice. I'll do betta next time momma..." Silver said in a dizzy spell, his eyes rolling as the stars in his vision kept dancing in and out of existence.

Sonic harshly tossed Silver back into the ring and watched him slide to the edge of one of the corner posts. The white hedgehog groaned and tried to stand again, feeling very out of it.

Sonic was on his way back in and leered down at him as he stood in front of the wreck of a future boy.

"You're washed up." Sonic smiled before raising his foot.

Silver closed his eyes and was ready to accept another defeat... except it didn't come. He re-opened his eyes to take a look and see what was taking Sonic so long to end him.

The blue hedgehog was hunched over, holding his stomach in a fit of pain!

"Hrugughhh...W-what's going on...?" Sonic was super sweaty in the face now, painfully holding his gut as he doubled back.

"Oh. So it finally hit huh." Chip spoke up, suddenly sitting on the commentator's table next to Omega and Vector. The two of them leered back in shock, not having expected him to show back up.

"We thought you left." Vector said, astonished.

"Oh no. I just had to go and grab myself a sandwich. There's a Subway down the street." Chip said, holding up the second half of his footlong.

"Hey!" Sonic snapped at Chip when he saw him. "W-What's the big idea? YOU weren't one of the options..." Sonic groaned, still moaning and feeling little sputters of gas expel from his butt.

Silver looked confused but then looked happy, managing to actually get on his feet long enough to concentrate and...

"GOTCHA!" Silver snapped, shooting his arm out and trapping Sonic in a psychic hold!

"EEEK!" Sonic straightened out, now suddenly at Silver's mercy while also unable to hold his stomach with his hands at the side. "N-No fair! I-I was... Chip wasn't... this whole thing is null and void!"

"Nope!" Eggman shouted from the stands. "It already went through. Motion passes. Shut up."

"Oh come on!" Sonic whined right before Silver shot Sonic hard into the corner post! Sonic's eyes crossed as the pain cracked through him and made his rumbling bowels expel an even louder fart from him. 

Sonic's body plopped onto the floor and he wobbled a bit, trying to get up... but Silver used his psychic powers to gain control of Sonic's arm!

"EGGMAN! You bastard! If it were anyone else but me you would have restarted the voting!" Sonic snapped.

"But it IS you so... no. GAHAHAHA!" Eggman shouted as he put more popcorn in his mouth.

Vector leaned over to Chip, looking puzzled. "So what did you mean when you said it's finally hit?"

"The laxative." Chip said, biting into his sandwhich. "Remember? In Sonic's match against Shadow, Shadow shoved a laxative pill into his mouth and he swallowed it. It's been a while but it's finally reacting. He's gotta make a big stinkie."

"Ah. What a coincidence that he was chosen to fight again after ingesting that." Omega chided. "It makes one wonder of the nature of-who cares actually. I want to see them beat each other up."

Sonic growled as Silver approached him.

"Let my arm go Silver!" Sonic snapped, unable to move it.

"I'll let you go as soon as you stop hitting yourself." Silver said.

"Wha-OOF!" Sonic was suddenly punching himself across the face over and over again thanks to Silver pointing at his arm and flicking it to the left repeatedly. "OOOF! GUAH! UGH! GUH! GAH! AH! BWAH! AAAH!"

"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself!" Silver sang as he kept doing it over and over.

"Y-You won't-AGH!" Sonic tried to speak, "G-Get away with-BWHAH!" However, each hit kept interrupting him and making him more and more dizzy as well as stopping what little control he had over his bowels temporarily. 

As of right now it was just a bunch of farts and a few squirts of pee into his speedos... but it was going to get worse.

"Don't-AGH! Quit it-GAH! I-I'm warn-GUH! N-No more-BLEGH! Chocolate chips on my Sunda-GHGAH! My favorite color is seven-OOF! Starburst Jellybeans in my soup-GAH! Luffy is my dad-ACK!"

Sonic was stumbling and stuttering with his eyes rolling and a silly dumb smile on his face. His speedos were leaking pee down his legs.

"Now now, Sonic. Be curtious and let everyone see you wet your undies properly. Don't hide it behind your speedos." Silver said, wagging his finger, to mock Sonic's signature pose.

Sonic nodded dumbly. "Okaaaay..." Sonic grabbed his speedos and tugged them down, sticking his butt out as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street dawned his briefs and presented the crowd with a marvelous gift and brand new Sonic fodder for their photos.

Sonic wiggled out of the speedos and put a finger to his lips. "Did I do good dadda...?"

"You did real good. Hahahaha...!" Silver sneered as he inched closer to Sonic.

"It doesn't look good for Sonic." Vector exclaimed.

"Yes indeed. But what's going to happen next?" Omega slammed his fist on the table, making Chip jump.

Sonic was fighting to regain his normal state of mind. He could see Silver approaching him... he could feel it... be just needed to surprise him and snap out of his haze...!

"Come on Sonic." Amy sweated.

"Beat his ass Silver." Shadow snapped.

"For me this is all smooth sailing baby." Eggman sat back with his arm behind his head.

So far, this was his most successful plan yet.

Who loses this match though?