Sonic: Survival of the Weakest - Chapter 12: The Biggest Loser (Patreon)

It had been a good 15 minutes since the Tails and Charmy fight had ended.

The audience was getting restless. The crowd had gone to the bathroom. They had gotten their snacks. When they realized Eggman's snacks tasted awful they tried to get a refund and were shot down by Cubot who suffered the wrath of many an angry patron as a result. 

It was the most tense intermission of theirs and anyone's life. Most certainly it was the most tense when it came to both Tails and Silver.

It was a time of rejuvenation for the two los-I mean the two finalists.

Eggman's healing machine was like literal magic. It wasn't even a full minute before Tails had fully recovered. The fox was impressed though he had to wonder what that weird tingling the machine kept doing whenever it healed him was. It felt nice but also kind of creepy. Not to mention, the pain of what he had suffered through still lingered in his mind. Though, it wasn't as everlasting as his humiliation.

When he was approached by Orbot for the final bout, the fox sighed and decided it'd be best to put on his game face. 

"No way. I am not the biggest loser here. I'm not the biggest baby. I'm gonna teach Silver a lesson he won't forget!" Tails snapped and slapped the sides of his face repeatedly. 

Just remain calm and don't let it get to you. 

Silver was dealing with the same amount of anxiety. He wasn't sure what losing this fight would mean for him. He had always assumed that he, Sonic, and Shadow were kind of like a trifecta of hedgehog rivalry... then again he really didn't have much of a reason to be rivals with either of them outside of what happened when he first met them during the Eggman Nega situation.

"Well, whatever. I'm ready. No way is this going to be the biggest loss I've suffered..." Silver curled his fist and stared ahead before realizing how odd that sentence was. It made it sound like he was going to have even bigger losses down the line... hmm...

When Tails and Silver entered the lockeroom, they both gasped and blushed at what they saw. 

They had new baby outfits; special made for the finale.

Ho'boy...

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"Ladies and Gentlemen! You're one and only, Genius of the Generation, the Master behind these proceedings, the great Doctor Eggman, is here to bring you the biggest and humorous finale to the most emasculating experience these heroes have ever faced in their lives!" Eggman raised his mike in the air.

The crowd cheered as this all went down. Sonic stood to the side with his arms crossed. It didn't hit him until now that Eggman truly did end up getting exactly what he wanted so far. Even if his plan failed, the video footage and memories of the people he hated fighting each other and wetting themselves under his watch would be etched into the minds of all the citizens of the planet and the doctor himself for years to come.

Damn.

"In this corner... the baby fox whose nowhere near as smart as me and is probably the kind of kid you'd find wedgied up a flagpole or shoved naked into the trashcan you pass by when walked down the hallway of the school, Miles Prower! His friends and everyone else call him Tails."

Tails stepped forward. He was blushing of course. He had on a baby bonnet. Some pink mittens. A bib with Hello Kitty on it. A diaper that was outlined in pink. And to top it off some matching baby booties to go with it.

The poor boy was sucking on a pacifier, trying his best to make this look cool. It went without saying that it wasn't working.

"And in this corner, the white hedgehog of third wheel status. The loser from across space and time whose failed at everything he's ever tried to do. Wets himself when you tap his shoulder the wrong way. I give you, Silver the Hedgehog!" Eggman shouted.

Silver almost didn't want to step forward after an introduction like that but found that he had no choice and marched forward with an epic frowny face. 

"Blegh..." Silver grumbled as he stood in his baby blue diaper. He had the same matching bib, baby booties, bonnet, and diaper that Tails did. All of it was just a different color.

Rouge rang the bell and the fight was on.

Eggman jumped out of the ring and scrambled over to the front row seats, where his throne awaited his eggcellent posterior.

"Alright. No going back." Tails cracked his knuckles.

"Yup. This is the finale." Silver snapped.

And the two of them shot off towards one another like rockets!

Silver prepared to use his psychokinesis but Tails quickly spun himself around and launched himself across the ring so that he bounced off the ropes repeatedly.

Silver tried to lash his arms about the place to snag Tails but he couldn't. He was bounced across the place too fast to adequately get a lock on him!

Silver was already panicking so when Tails suddenly stopped right in front of him, it scared the white hedgehog enough to dribble pee into his diaper a tiny bit.

Then Tails delivered an uppercut to his chin!

Silver's eyes crossed and his teeth rocked against each other with him being launched up and landing hard on the ropes. Silver was then sprung up and flipped over them before he fell onto the floor outside of it.

Scrambling to his feet in a hurry, he reached into the crate and brought out the first thing he could grab. It was a box with a crank! Oh great!

Tails, meanwhile, had flown up and shot downward with a scream, planning to plant both his fists into Silver like a piledriver rocket.

The two punches smashed into Silver and made him tumble back and slam into the wall, gripping the box for dear life as he saw stars in his field of vision.

With a move of desperation basically inevitable, he began cranking hard on the handle the box had.

Tails stood up and turned to face him.

"Whatever it is you're about to do, don't." Tails snapped.

Vector and Omega sat where they were, observing the final match for the most part, not sure what Silver was planning.

"He's trying to do something... we can't exactly make out what though..." Vector said.

"I'll never give up." Silver shouted as he finally stopped spinning the crank on the box. 

Suddenly, it sprung open and shot a boxing glove on a spring out at the fox's face!

With a harsh SPAK in booted Tails right in his maw and sent him spiraling back and through the ropes so that he was laid back in the ring.

Tails sat up and wobbled where he was with his eyes droopy and a gap in his teeth. "Ohhhh... deary deary meeee... what a hurtie hurt..."

Silver grinned and tossed the box behind him.

"Heh. It's too bad you messed yourself so hard before. It'd be a pleasure beating to crap out of you. Literally." Silver laughed and crawled back up, going through the ropes and finally managing to land a psychokinesis attack on him.

Tails froze and his teeth clenched. 

"Oh... no..." Tails winced.

Silver slammed Tails down onto the mat.

He then smashed him against the corner post.

He then smashed him against the opposite one.

Silver then spun Tails around like a top.

Then he made him bounce onto the mat repeatedly. 

Then he stopped and stood him back up.

"Hehehe. So? Like my style?" Silver asked the fox.

Tails drooled and felt his eyes roll in their sockets. He raised a finger and made a "Daaaaah..." sound before Silver pushed his hand in Tails's face and made him shoot so far back that he launched out of the ring and smashed into the wall.

Tails was stuck in there for a bit before he slipped down and smashed onto the floor. The poor kid tumbled down the stairs before slumping by the crowd with his diapered butt sticking up in the air.

Silver grinned and then skidded out of the ring before heading over to Tails. With a yank on his ear, he managed to pick the fox boy up.

Then, with a spring in his step, he hoisted him over his shoulder and began sauntering through the crowd.

"Smack him on the butt everybody! Free of charge!" Silver shouted.

The crowd laughed and got right to it.

Each person in each row that Silver passed by gave a hard smack to Tails's bottom as Silver trotted his way through them all.

By the time Silver reached the ring again, Tails's butt was steaming through the diaper. The fox groaned and twitched, having been brought back from his stupor but now extraordinarily red-faced to the point of wanting the ring to swallow him whole.

Silver roughly slammed Tails onto the deck of the canvus and watched him moan and reach for his butt.

The fox then shot up and began rubbing his pampered bottom down intensely, feeling as though things were pretty grim already. 

Usually the fighting would last a lot longer before the domination was to set in for the winner. However...

"EEEEEEEK!" Tails's eyes widened in extreme pain when Silver's foot shot into his butt.

"AHAHAHA!" Silver laughed and pointed. "You react so babyishly. Like a real baby! AHAHAHA!"

Tails growled and clenched his fists together. "You... YOU!" Tails ran at Silver but the white hedgehog ducked the punch that Tails tried to deliver to his head.

Silver then shot a fist into Tails's gut!

Tails wheezed out a ton of air and had no choice but to take it as Silver pounded on the fox's stomach over and over again until he was backed into one of the corner posts.

Silver then began to go for a right cross.

He nailed Tails across the face and made spit fly from his mouth.

He then booted Tails in the chin.

Tails's eyes rolled again and he smirked like an idiot. He was feeling really loopy.

Silver then grabbed Tails by his arms and hoisted him up, flipped him over, then slammed him onto the mat.

Tails laid there, looking like a dazed cartoon character.

"Da birdies sing a nice song momma... tweeeet tweeet..." he made the noises with his mouth as Silver put his hands under Tails's arms and dragged him to the center of the ring.

Silver then tossed Tails up and then grabbed him before locking him into a headlock.

"So you wanna pass out in the chokehold? Or by a knockout punch?" Silver asked, a smirk of dominance on his face.

Tails's face turned a bit blue.

He was shaking all over and the front of his diaper began to swell up... with pee?

"Whoa... Tails," Silver muttered. "You still have enough in you to wet? Come on man. HAHAHAHA!" Silver laughed even more. 

Of course the camera was capturing all of this.

The crowd was laughing.

Everyone was watching.

The humiliation was at maximum.

"K-Knockout... please..." Tails finally muttered.

Silver smirked and pushed Tails off of him.

The fox spun a bit and stumbled back, wobbling as his blurry vision overtook his senses.

Silver began to approach Tails and raised his fist.

He promised he wouldn't lose. He said he wouldn't be the baby of this whole thing. However, it looks like that was just wishful thinking.

WHAM!

Tails smiled as he spun like a ballerina as the fist landed.

"Check please." Tails muttered before he fell back and fainted onto the mat.

Silver raised his fist and the cheered overtook the auditorium.

"Ah. Tails..." Sonic sighed as he got up and walked towards the ring. Knuckles and Shadow followed after him. They had reached a bit of an agreement earlier as they watched this.

"So... what do I win?" Silver asked as he put the peace sign out towards the crowd.

"Nothing!" Eggman shot over to Silver and nudged him to the side. 

"HEY!" Silver snappedback.

Eggman ignored the protests and reached down to yank the unconscious and wet fox up by his tails. 

"Ladies and Gentlemen! We have the BIGGEST LOSER! TAILS!"

More cheers. More jeers. 

He was going places. 

Probably on posters, pamphlets, those little meme cards people liked to make on the internet. You name it.

Tails snored and drooled as he dangled in his unconsciousness, unaware of just how humiliated he'd be when he'd wake up.

"Oh well..." Silver sighed. "At least that was a relatively easy beat down!" Silver laughed.

"Yup. Just like this one." Sonic cracked his knuckles as he approached Silver from behind.

"What? Huh?! ME?! What did I do?!" Silver asked.

"You whipped my buddy. That's good enough." Sonic said.

"He paid us 5 bucks to help him beat you up. No offense." Shadow admitted.

"NO OFFENSE?! COME ON! HEY! REF! HELP! CALL IT!" Silver cried out as the three of them cornered him.

"And that's that folks. Looks like the tourney is over." Vector laughed.

".... Hmm..." Omega looked to the side.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Silver screamed like a girl as Sonic, Knuckles, and Shadow started to beat him up.

Omega looked over again and stood up. "Something's wrong."

"Eh? What's wrong?" Vector asked.

"That was too easy. Almost as if..." Omega began before cocking his guns and pointing them at Eggman!

The crowd grew silent suddenly. A gun was being pointed at a man who wasn't an overpowered animal or a machine. What was happening here?

"Ah. Omega. Figured it out did you? I'm afraid you're a bit too late though. I finally have my biggest loser!" Eggman grinned, giving Tails a diaper wedgie before pressing a button on his remote.

A giant robot suddenly sprung up from the ring, destroying it and making the beating that was currently taking place on it subside. Omega was blown back, as was the commentator's table.

"Whoa! What the-?" Sonic stammered, sitting up when he landed on the floor.

"Oh great..." Shadow snarled, on his knees.

"What now?" Knuckles demanded.

"No more peanuts for me stewardess..." Silver moaned, beaten black and blue, before falling over.

Eggman tossed Tails over to Orbot, who was piloting the robot and jammed the fox into the robot's center. The glass case closed around it, locking him in place.

"Got it boss!" Orbot gave a thumbs up.

"Excellent!" Eggman snapped and grabbed the microphone from the commenters table. "Everyone, listen up. You're about to be given a lesson in energy syphoning 101. What happens when you've got the biggest loser in your possession and you've created a machine that'll analysis his data and use his essence to launch a ray that'll diminish the qualities of the people around you?" Eggman said as he began to climb inside the cockpit of the robot.

"Uh... convoluted?" Charmy asked.

"Exactly! But also sheer brilliance!" Eggman laughed. "With this, I'll use the essence syphoned from Tails to blast you all with a ray that'll put you in the same position as him instantly. It took a while to suck all the damage from his constant loses out of him but I have it all in this baby, ready to be fired back into whoever wants some first. And when I have you all down to his level, I can fit you all into the baby attraction at Eggmanland. Think about it. A showcase of my former enemies, doing humiliating things for an audience like this one whenever I so desire."

"That doesn't sound interesting to think about." Espio readied his kunai.

"Come on! It'll be FUN!" Eggman snarled and raised his cannons. "Now... time for the GRAND Finale!"