Tails the Christmas Ornament (Patreon)

It's the tallest goddamn tree in the city and it needs a bright, shiny, diapered angel to stick right at the top. We took a vote and decided that Tails would suffer for the festivities once again this year. He tried to put up a fight but a nice splash of the old eggnog to his light weight face and perhaps a swift bop on the head made him settle down a little so that we could do it. He looks nice and secure up there. Maybe.

He probably won't fall. I don't think.