Love Connection - Stories #1 and #2 (Sonic the Hedgehog) (Patreon)

SONIC X AMY

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Sonic stood outside of Amy’s house with his hands in his jeans holding a crudley made paper mache heart that had the words “Happy Valentine’s Day” hastily scribbled on it. This had become a bit of a yearly tradition on his part seeing as how Amy would always expect something from him apropos of nothing when this dumb Hallmark holiday would roll around.

He eventually took to acquiescing to her desires, realizing that instead of fighting it he could use this day to instead just hang out with her. There was no real skin off his nose taking her out for a date once a year for fun. She was a friend after all.

Sonic’s expression looked like that of a bored donkey though. He looked pretty tired considering what he had to do in order to get this done. He stayed up pretty much all nice scrambling to get this thing put together and in his haste, the super glue he used to finish it hadn’t completely dried yet. He wasn’t going to tell her that it was a rush job though. She probably wouldn’t take that the best way.

“Come on, Amy. Open up so I can get this out of my hands.” Sonic muttered, tapping his foot. He always wondered why it always took so long for her to answer her door whenever he came over. He figured she’d be faster than the wind getting to it considering how eager she always was to see him.

Luckily, he didn’t have that much longer to wait as the door soon swung open and he was greeted by the girl in question, sparkling with a sheen that he didn’t often see on her.

“Helloooooo~!” Amy smiled and waved. “Did you miss me?”

“Nope, not really. You haven’t been out of my life for that long.” Sonic joked. Thankfully, Amy giggled. She’d chilled out a lot in recent years which contributed a lot to Sonic not minding doing this every year now.

“Well, sorry. It’s a special day so I’m sorry for making you wait,” Amy began. “I needed to make sure I was wearing something especially nice today.”

Sonic looked Amy up and down. “You’re wearing the same dress you always wear.”

He didn’t mind. He usually liked just wearing a pair of jeans and white shirt with blue stripes, like today.

Amy puffed out her cheeks and put her fists at her side. “Yes, yes. I know. But it’s a SPECIAL version of my dress. It shines brighter doesn’t it?”

“Yeah, I guess. I just hope that the line doesn’t shine off it into your eyes.” Sonic smiled and held up his giant heart so that she’d hurry up and mention it. “Anyway, here. Take this.”

“Ooo!” Amy’s eyes sparkled this time as she reached over and grabbed it. “What a huge heart! Did you make this for me?”

“Yeah. It says ‘Sonic and Amy. Special Day is Here Again’ below the big part where it just says 'Happy Valentine's Day". Do you like it?” Sonic asked.

“Aww~!” Amy rushed in and gave him a hug. Sonic’s eyes got big and he blushed. He always felt a bit weird whenever she got this close nowadays.

“O-Okay. I see you like it. I’m grateful.” Sonic said, putting his hands onto her sides. “Y-You can let go now.”

Amy giggled and tried to break away from him… but found that she couldn’t. “Uhm… I think… I’m stuck?”

“Huh?” Sonic’s heart thumped.

He tried to pull away himself and found that he couldn’t either.

“Uh-oh…” Sonic muttered.

The paper mache heart was stuck in between them now. He tried to jerk away from her but the super glue that was now seeping from the crudely made rush-job was clearly hindering his ability to do this.

“O-Okay… uhm… water.” Amy said. “L-Let’s go to the backyard and use my hose to spray ourselves down.” Amy suggested.

“How?” Sonic asked. “Both our hands are stuck.”

It was true. Amy’s hands were wrapped around Sonic and his hands were held onto her dress.

“O-Okay… well then I guess we can just use our strength to pull ourselves away from each other.” Amy gulped. “I really don’t want to ruin this dress though.”

“I think it’ll be fine so long as you can clean it later. Come on. Let’s hurry and do this. Standing here on your doorstep like this is making me anxious.” Sonic said. He wasn’t very good at handling public humiliation and this neighborhood wasn’t exactly quiet today.

“Okay. Hang on!” Amy grunted and began pulling back.

“HURK!” Sonic grunted, face going red as he tried to yank away.

They both heard the sounds of intense ripping. It was a signal that it was working, though, they could sense that this was going to put a hole or two in their outfits. It was a cue to them that they should just rip the Band-Aid off and get it over with. So, they tugged harder.

RIP!

“WAAAAH!” Both Sonic and Amy screamed when the force of their tugging split them and the heart in between them in half!

Sonic flew back and tumbled hard, landing on his back with his legs up.

Amy did as well, only, she landed hard into a wheelbarrow that she had out for garden tending. It began to immediately roll off her lawn, onto the sidewalk, and down the street.

“EEEP! SONIC!” Amy shouted, scrambling to try and get up.

Sonic shook his head and gasped, rushing after her and grabbing the handle of the barrow, stopping it from rushing down the street and setting it up properly.

“Phew. Hey, you okay?” Sonic asked.

“Ugh. Yeah, I am… I… GAH!” Amy yelped when she noticed her state of dress. She blushed and put her hands down her front.

“What is it?” Sonic asked.

Amy was sweating and fidgeting. “Erm… I… uh… w-well…” She fidgeted and then looked over at Sonic. “EH?! SONIC!”

She pointed at him and noticed he was in the same boat.

Sonic blinked and suddenly heard giggling all around him.

He blushed upon suddenly feeling the wind rush by his legs.

He looked down and yelped in shock. His special Valentine’s underoos were on display! They had a red elastic and pink hearts all over them!

His shirt wasn’t long enough to cover it though. Plus, it was a bit torn too. When Sonic unconsciously went to tug his shirt down to cover himself, the bits of his shirt he grabbed ripped off, exposing MORE of his undies.

“NOOOOO!” Sonic yelped.

Amy gulped. The top of her dress was still on her… but the bottom of it was toast. She was wearing a pair of Cinderella panties, complete with a nice blue elastic.

“W-We just gotta get back to my house and–!” Amy began.

“HEY LOSERS! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!”, came the shout of a small boy from his house. Before Sonic could could turn and shout at him, a basketball was shot at his butt!

His butt was hit roughly and he yelped as he fell into the barrow, landing on top of Amy directly!

“OOF!” He grunted, eyes rolling in his sockets and tongue out.

Amy blushed and scrambled about, embarrassed that Sonic was directly on top of her. “EEP! No! Sonic! M-Move! H-Hurry!”

Then the wheelbarrow began to move.

“Hey… a-are we MOVING?!” Amy screamed.

Sonic groaned as the wheelbarrow did indeed start moving again. It went down the slope of the street and began increasing in speed, going through the neighborhood and heading towards the more open area of civilization, full of restaurants and small stores.

Sonic regained a bit of his lost luster as he raised his head… and then he screamed in shock when he saw how fast they were going.

Amy looked up, still under Sonic, and turned to catch a glimpse of how quickly they were going. She screamed as well. The two of them held onto each other, tears flinging from their eyes as they headed straight for a fire hydrant!

CRASH!

They were launched out of the wheel barrow and sent screaming through the air, pissing their underwear for all the onlookers below them to point and laugh at before they slammed hard into the window of a coffee shop.

All the couples inside turned to see the two underwear clad hedgehogs with their cross-eyed faces smushed against the window, slowly slide down it, leaving a trail of drool and pee.

They then collapsed on top of each other, twitching and jerking with weird muscle spasms, birdies and stars circling over their heads and anime swirls in their eyes.

It’d be a while before they woke up and ran home, screaming and crying as they covered their fronts, uselessly.

It was a special Valentine’s Day for them alright.

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CHARMY X CREAM

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Charmy hummed happily to himself as he made his way over to Cream’s house. He even decided that today he was going to dress all fancy.

Yup. That’s right. He was wearing his awesome Dragon Ball t-shirt today. That meant it was a truly special day.

He had a nice little box of chocolates for her too. Aww man. He couldn’t wait!

He stopped by a street light and was getting ready to cross when he heard screaming from across the way. Was someone in danger? As a detective, it was his duty to help those in need after all.

When he turned to check out the scene, he tilted his head in confusion. Both Sonic and Amy were running down the road in their underwear, covering their clearly wet fronts as cars honked at them.

“Hmm… weird. I guess streaking in their undies is their Valentine’s tradition.” Charmy muttered before he noticed something else. “Wait… hold on!”

He saw something else by the restaurant they just passed.

It was Cream… and she was with his rival, that jerk Bradley!

NO! WHY?!

“Grrr! Bradley…!” Charmy snarled. Images of him beating him up in that fight, exposing his MLP briefs to everyone, calling him Charcold (a fusion of Charmy and cuckold) and continuously going on dates with Cream flooded his mind.

As if he was going to let them have their way!

“I hope you enjoyed that breakfast.” Bradley said with a smile and his hands in his pockets.

“Oh, I did. It was delicious.” Cream said, rubbing her tummy.

“Chao, Chaos!” Cheese repeated, rubbing his tummy too.

“Oh good.” Bradley grinned, rubbing the back of his head. “That means I didn’t spend that money uselessly.”

Charmy huffed in anger and began to go across the street before the light changed.

Bad move.

The cars were confused by this action and weren’t able to stop in time. As such, Charmy got bumped into once and was sent flopping through the air, bouncing off the hoods of the passing cars and rattling his brain before he slammed down hard in front of the two budding lovers with his huge butt sticking out, despite him being flat on the ground.

“EEP!” Cream yelped and jumped.

Bradley was surprised as well. Something with a huge bottom just slammed down before the two of them, out of nowhere.

“H-Hold it RIGHT there!” Charmy stood up.

Cheese punched him in the chin! He was scared too and thought they were being attacked.

Charmy spun around and slammed into the nearby pole.

“Duuuuuh…” Charmy’s mouth hung open as he drooled, eyes spinning around in his sockets as he slumped onto his butt, head lolling.

“Oh! Cheese, stop!” Cream ordered.

Cheese blinked and then gasped when he recognized who that was. “Chao!”

Charmy shook his head and groaned, standing up and rubbing his head. His helmet never seemed to actually protect him from hard hits like this for some reason.

“How dare you!” Charmy snapped.

“Charmy! Cheese didn’t mean it!” Cream took offense.

“EH?!” Charmy gasped. “N-No! Not you guys. I mean Bradley!” Charmy snapped, pointing at Bradley.

“Hmm?” Cream was confused. “Bradley? What did he do?”

“He took you to THIS restaurant?!” Charmy pointed at the Olive Garden behind them. “Pfft. How dumb. It’s just fake ritziness. I could have taken you to a much better place.”

“Oh really? Like where?” Bradley asked, hands on his hips, smirking.

“Uhm… I… erm…” Charmy gulped. He didn’t have anywhere in mind. He knew what he wanted to brag about but the thoughts he had ended there. It wasn’t a smart tactic. “I’m… just…”

“Hey, Cream.” Bradley smiled. “You had a good meal right? How about we put on a show for you. He seems to want to be a part of your Valentine’s Day.”

“Oh? Really? How sweet!” Cream smiled, innocently.

“Uh…” Charmy blushed. Her face was so cute. He giggled and scratched his cheek with his finger. “I mean… I guess. Maybe.”

“Okay. What are you guys going to do?” Cream said.

“We’re going to have another brawl.” Charmy said without thinking, huffing air from his nose.

“Oh!” Cream clapped. Cheese cheered.

Bradley rolled his eyes. “Right here? Right now?”

“Yeah! Why not?!” Charmy smirked, putting his fists up. “Unless you're scared!”

This was it. What an awesome, impromptu idea. He was just going to beat up Bradley and take Cream out on a REAL date. Not this lame crap.

“Put ‘em up! We’ll scrap right here on the sidewalk!” Charmy exclaimed, his eyes sparkling. A Dragon Ball shirt and a pair of jeans-shorts weren’t typical fighting clothes but Bradley wearing purple shorts, a star patterned black shirt, and a blue jacket wasn’t exactly fighting apparel either. He admired Cream for making a simple orange dress work for her wherever she went.

Bradley smiled and nodded. “Okay. Then, when we’re done here, I can take Cream to the Candy shop.”

“Oh!” Cream’s eyes sparkled again. “Yay!”

Charmy grumbled. Yeah right. As if he was going to let that happen. He’d take her there himself is she wanted to go so badly.

“Quit stalling,” Charmy demanded. “Let’s do this!”

“Okay.”

BAM!

Bradley rocket punched Charmy across the face. “If you insist.”

The slow-motion on the camera was going off now. Charmy’s head was slowly twisting to the side. Spit was slowly flying from his mouth. His eyes were slowly crossing and slowly bugging out to huge proportions…!

A wet spot was slowly growing on his jeans-shorts…

Then the follow-up attacks battered his body about with rapid succession. He was flopping about like a useless rag doll with his strings cut. It was like a Jojo beatdown that quickly transitioned into a fight cloud.

The sound of a hard beating and Charmy crying and screaming could be heard as his shirt flew from the fight cloud. Then his wet shorts flew from it. Then his shoes and socks.

When the cloud dispersed, Charmy quickly ran away, crying and covering his wet MLP briefs with his hands while going, “WAAAAAAAAH! NOT AGAAAAAAAAIN!”

Bradley dusted his hands off as he ran away and sighed. “Darn. This time he left before the knockout punch. Oh well.”

“Aww,” Cream looked sad. “Is the show over already?”

“Looks like it.” Bradley chuckled.

“Is he not going to come along with us to the candy store?” Cream asked, concerned.

“Nah. Look. He’s running away. Seems he doesn’t want to stick around. Come on. We can still have fun together.” Bradley smiled and grabbed her hand.

“Okay.” Cream smiled and grabbed his hand. Cheese chirped with happiness as they turned the other way and left.

As for Charmy, he was now streaking in his soaked briefs too… only, when he went to cross the street he chose a bad time to do it once again, getting bumped into by another car and sent flying, pissing through the air before his face and body slammed against a billboard hanging over the traffic below him.

He slumped against it with everyone now being given a good view of his huge wet butt as he made kissy faces against the billboard and felt his body hump and jitter against it with pained muscle spasms as well.

“Duuuuuuhhh, happy butt dance daaaay!” Charmy drooled, eyes spinning.

He had no idea he was kissing the picture of a man’s crotch on the billboard, advertising a website for lonely men who couldn’t get a date on Valentine’s Day…

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We’ve made a Love Connection! Those were two stories of love gone wrong. I think there might be more coming later though so stay tuned. Until then, tell me which one was your favorite.