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Hello my favorite butts to touch.

First off, my apologies for being quiet on the patreon front for a short bit. October is always a shit show and this month has been double the usual. Now that Scarefest is done and we are on our feet expect some good shit to close out the month 


PLUS we've always kind of made November "Patreon Appreciation Month" because October is so crazy w Halloween Horror Month, we try to make it up the next. Here's what's happening, Peter. Stay for the last one. It's a Scream, baby.


#1 -for everyone who was able to make the meetup. It was simply fucking amazing. We're just a fucking cult now. That's all there is to it. This many people aren't supposed to be so goddamn close. Thank you. This shit is special. And if you weren't able to make it, I want you to know you were missed greatly. Next year, we are NOT going to tie the meetup to a convention to try to make it cheaper on everyone who comes. Obviously more to come in the future.

#2 -  I had a huge brain fart and I either shipped a fuckton of pics + signed photos for those of you in the top tier who hasn't gotten them yet or I didn't. I can't remember, yet I had them done, signed and printed and can't find them anywhere. I met a couple of you this weekend who didn't have them and it has me worried. Please, if you haven't gotten yours send me a private message on here (don't comment below, it'll just confuse my dumbass).  THEY WILL 1000% go out this week. I'm very sorry if you haven't gotten yours yet. Huge fuck up on my part. I'mma fix that shit now.

#3 -  Patreon Livestream is going to be this weekend! More to come on time,etc,

#4 AND HERE'S THE BIG ONE -   

Starting the 2nd week of November, we are changing our format entirely. One of the main reasons is you folks. We want to get you more bang for your buck and have found a way to get your personalized reviews out WAY faster.

We will now be doing a liveshow (mostly in person and together as much as possible) every Monday, Wednesday and Friday during the afternoon. It will likely be around 12pm to 2 or 3pm Eastern each day but they will be the same time each day. 

Why is that a patreon update? Because one of the parts of each of these shows will be us doing one of your top tier members requested reviews on EVERY EPISODE. We will not only be able to get caught up with your requests this way but we will be able to get you each MORE. We're so psyched about this for a multitude of reasons but this is my personal favorite. More to come on that in the coming days! 


Love your butts always. Thanks for making this channel what it is. Can't wait to make it better for you.       -   Mike + J.



Comments

Darryl Searcy

I absolutely loved all the pics and videos I saw on everyines FB Pages this weekend from ScareFest. We truly are a cult/family. What flavor kool-aof are we getting btw? I personally like grape...😋 love you guys.

Jerry Eggers

It was an absolute blast meeting you awesome fellas! Can't wait to see next year's plan!!

Courtney T Reed

Episodes are back!!!! I watched 1 yesterday

Troy grubb jr

It’s been amazing seeing all the photos glad everyone had a good time !! Maybe Next Year ! you buddy and J are pretty cool guys have good personality’s! !

Luke Stoltz

Happy to hear that you have your own cult following.So do we all get matching tattoos for the Thorn cult haha 😆!!!

Jonathan Coleman

It was nice to see the photos on the book over the weekend! I’ll have to start a savings for next year (I’m terrible at saving money) 😂

Dookie Blair

great seeing you guys again! can’t wait for more to come with the patreon! have a good one guys!!

MoviesandBeyond

It was great meeting you guys on Saturday. You guys are just as cool in person as on screen. Cheers!

HollyRoxy

Had planned on Scarefest but a family emergency came up last minute so I wasn’t able to make it 😢. I’m there next year though come hell or high water! Love you guys ❤️❤️

Isabel Brattkull

Whate'er you do will be fine with me. I will do anything in my power to meet you somewhere, anywhere, next year!!! So much love from me to you all! You go outside yourselves to keep us happy but I swear, I get just as happy from one of J's heartfelt smiles and Mike's gobbledegooks. Thanks for all you do!!!