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Hey there good lookin, Just wanted to extend some information your way. lol, extend.

First off, we are LIVE tonight on the main channel and we're going to play a fun new game called I WANT TO PLAY A GAME where we go through each weird fuck situation and trap in 2004's SAW and talk about what WE would do in that situation as well as poll the audience on their "live or die" choices. PLUS and this brings us to my question for you.....RANDOM HORROR MOVIE TIER LISTING......pretty self explanatory.....we're just going to grab a bunch of random movies we've never ranked before and tier list em. What movies should we pick? What do you want to see listed?

Secondly, I'm gay. Not really but it feels freeing to say. Really though, congratulations to all of the winners in week one of Patreon Fantasy Football. SPECIFICALLY Resident Dr Evil's Undead Legion which topped all scorers with 135 fucking points!

Who in the metric fuck had Tyler Allgeier going for 22 points? Well done sir.

I hope your alls football weekend went better than mine. All was going fine. The Packers won. I won more than I lost betting. The weather was great and I had Aaron Rodgers on Monday Night Football to look forward to. It was fucking wild! They had this dude run out of the tunnel holding the American flag while ACDC blared on 9/11 in Metlife with the fans losing their minds. This was going to be AWESOME. Then on the fourth play motherfuckers achilles popped off and the entire season was over. Been looking forward to this for months and months. I'm a Packers fan first and foremost but unlike some Packers fans I appreciate what great players do for us and that this is a business and they move on. What a fucking bummer. I mean deep dicking getting your car towed while on Vacation and finding out that your parents never really loved you level bummer. Those were oddly specific things. Don't worry about me, I'll be alright. But I almost went full Casey Affleck in Manchester by the Sea for a minute there.

Side fantasy note, I am in a money league with a few folks outside of Patreon and my Quarterback was Aaron Rodgers. My running back was JK Dobbins. I am fucked city superstars in that one.

In channel news, I'm starting SAW Reviews today. Going to go through the entire crusty butt franchise with deep dives on each movie. J isn't going to be reviewing them because he just watched the series not too long ago and understandably doesn't want to revisit it. But we will be doing tier lists and all that shit for the franchise once Saw X comes out live. Plus a spoiler review party. And stay tuned because I'm sure we'll do another TCM gaming stream soon! Also, I am beginning the deep planning of skits and the intro and the new song and the new background for Halloween Horror Month. We're so close! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so....scared!!! (breaks down crying into Slaters arms) 

I don't know if the strikes are already affecting shit or not but it really seems like horror isn't really popping off this October like it has other years movie theater wise. Like, there aren't THAT many horror films on the schedule. Hopefully it just seems that way. Is anyone seeing A Haunting In Venice this week? I'm going to go see and review that one although my hopes aren't high. 

Alrighty then. See you all tonight! Take care now, bye bye then! Tell me what movies you wanna see ranked in the tier list tonight!