autumn in my ass (Patreon)

Bet you thought that you confused your only fans with your patreon with that headline? Well stay tuned, because I am actually going to be stuffing leaves into my butt. Just kidding (?). A little update for ye here!

First up, we have some good stuff coming to the old ron, ron here. J is doing another solo commentary, we have a Jennifer's Body commentary coming up as well. I'm about to post the unedited Michael Monopoly skit and we'll have one of those for you guys for just about every skit this month!

Secondly, about to send out another batch of cards and photos so if you are in the top tier and haven't got yours yet please MESSAGE me and remind me! I know a couple of you I got Return To Senders for and we have some new folks that need theirs too.

Thirdly, we're live TONIGHT at 8PM EST ranking the saw movies tier style and spoiler party for Saw X

Quatrolly, I've been so busy I haven't had much time to decorate outside. What is your favorite outdoor Halloween decoration? So far this year we added one of those outdoor spider webs with a big ass spider on it from Amazon and its dope as fuck! (This is not an ad or sponsored link or anything its just cool)  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1MFS7R5?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

Finally, congrats to our STILL MUTHAFUCKIN UNDEFEATED Fantasy Football teams:

Trefilmed's Grand Team 4-0 (Who STOMPED ME 143 to 64! Fuck you, pal! jk)

Joe's Brilliant Team 4-0 (Who beat Trish's Dreamy Screamy Team scoring 124 points!)

ShowMeYourTDs 4-0 (who pulled out a squeaker and handed Einhorn's cookies their first defeat)

You've Been Thunderfucked 4-0 (Who thunderfucked me by SIXTY points this week)

KingKennedy13 4-0 (Who stayed undefeated in a TIGHT one by less than 3 points!)

I am proud to say I have been kicking fucking buttholes in betting these past two weeks. So I'm proud of that. And proud of you all for being the coolest fucking community around. Love you all.