Update and Cards and Buttstuff (Patreon)

First off,

CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING. Please step up and have your butts slowly tickled with a feather.

SHOW ME YOUR TD's 

THE SWIFTIES

CREWSOLINA CUCKOLDS

SURVIVE! 

Are our 2023 Fantasy Football Champions!!!!! Well done, ladies and gentleman! Send me your T-shirt sizes and sexual position preferences. For everyone else, if you want to stay in the league for next year.....simply do nothing! Just sign back in and claim your team when the season starts next year and our hopes ring anew.

SECOND

For those of you in the top tier, two matters of business. Monday I am mailing out a new crop of cards and signed photos to anyone who hasn't received theirs yet. So far I have the following receiving one or both(deep breath):

Mathew Brock

Courtney 

Bruce Honaker

Andrew Morris

Christopher Sampson

Terry

Ryguy

Erick Van

Nancy

Spookie Dookie

Lee Best

Friday the 14th

 Ricky Hogan

If anyone else still needs their cards and or signed photos send me a message and I'll add it to the bundle.

and finally.... this months Patreon stream will be a little bit late and on February the 10th. My apologies for the lateness but the next two Saturday's are completely buttfucked for us. BUT I am working on some cool shit to make the patreon streams a little fresher so stay tuned for that. It involves you. Possibly covered in peanut butter while I pretend to be a bear. Don't talk just feel.

Love you all so much and we really appreciate you. SO much cool shit coming!