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It’s really tough to figure out how to make a porn parody of star wars with so much killing.

I’m kind of wondering if the force made things more sexual after order 66, because it was so imbalanced that breeding needed to be the focus.

But then again feels too jedi focused? What about all the aliens and mandalorian chicks. So in that regard im kinda feeling like the universe was already fully in a bimbo setting.

But then im also not sure how to handle droid invasions. It’s a tough one I feel. Fun to think about tho. Feel free to give input.

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Beck Hornig

Ah finally. At least one star wars bimbo

Bfan

The closest thing many clones had to a mom.

Annon

Thats honestly really sweet

Charles Stoltz

Balance is the key to the force. So maybe have the lightside be about controlled lust while the dark side has it run rampant. Lightside bimbos enjoy sex but don't think let their pussies guide their actions whereas the darkside bimbos just fuck who they want and revel in the pleasure. Mandolorians essentailly live in their armor so make that part of their sexual culture. As for the aleins they just live in a sex positive galaxy. Have the imperial worlds be more about dominance and the rebellion be about free love. As for droid invasions just go full skynet, the droids want to dominate the organics and harness sex as an eternal energy source. Beefy battle droids to constantly rail the women and alluring female androids and cyborgs to suck men dry.

Annon

Hmmm I see. Thanks for the input. How do you think an empire would rule under such a setting that makes the rebels want to go against?

Saiol1000

Ah, yes. Such is the Pink Side of The Force... So... I believe the Blue Side of The Force is its Himbo equivalent? The lore thiccens... (Hey, YOU motivated a Star Wars-loving Bimbofication enthusiast, Annon! Don't judge me!)

Saiol1000

Wow... The lore thiccens! Thanks a lot! I'll... "meditate" on the subject, my friend.

Saiol1000

Dunno. Ask Himbo Palpatine...

Charles Stoltz

That's easy. Consent and being taken care of. The empire takes what it wants regardless of your desires and while in such a galaxy one would love being used after a while. The imperial officers discard or eliminate their toys after they've grown bored with them. The latter is a little harsh perhaps turning them into carbonite statutes or something of that nature. People long to be taken care of and detest when their needs and feelings are thrown aside. In a sex based universe looking after your partner, even just making sure they are fed and given a place to rest would be very important. Its easy to start a rebellion around being treated decently after being thoroughly bred.

NotGeno

Would have expected Star Whores, but I suppose that's been done

annonfan224

Jedi and sith may influence the force more than most but the force affects everything. So maybe after the clone wars the force feels the galactic population is too low and starts to bimbo everything to breed more. The emperor doesn’t mind because he feels it turn people more into obedient sheep. It probably also influences some people to make sex droids

Zimvader

Jedi preached and practiced open sexuality while the CIS came together as the conservative faction. Droids are deployed as censors and Clones are promoters. The Emperor aims for Patriarchal monogamy. I’d say the setting is pre-existing hypersexual but how it’s been handled galaxy wide varies.

SlayerEndX13 | Suplexception

Pink kyber crystals bimbofy whatever’s hit, turning droids into sex bots and people into bimbos and himbos.

Icarus con Queso

Darkside Imo, would be selfish fuckery. Purely for your own fulfillment, even pleasure inflicted is for the personal thrill of aggression and power. Whereas lightside leans more into consent and mutual pleasure. The separatist rebellion was about union busting and/or Ai liberation. Sexbots draw no wages, whether they deserved them or not, dealer's choice, and the collective galactic council was not keen on the disruption of Redlight space. I feel like Mandalorians would fill a high end courtesan role, where they are renowned for both bedroom and entertaining skills. But the helmet stays on...

Icarus con Queso

I feel like the sith's "only 2" schtick plays into a patriarchal hetero harem based polygamy. That at scale feels like it would create a decent enough pressure in a hypersexual setting to spawn open rebellion.

Annon

Ah damn yeah thats really good though. I’ll keep that in mind

Annon

That’s actually a really fun take on it lol, especially with the “only 2” rule. Creative!

Annon

The helmet indeed stays on

Johan

One way to do it would be to have the Jedi represent a non-sexual side of the force with the Sith representing the sexual/bimbo side. Maybe, long ago, nearly everyone in the universe was a bimbo/himbo until the Jedi defeated the Sith and caused the world to take on it's current non-bimbo status. Palpatine wants to return the galaxy to it's former glory, which eventually results in "Order sexty-sex" and the Jedi getting bimbofied. Once the Jedi are down, Palpatine begins bimbofying the entire galaxy.

BioYuGi

Oooh holy moly this is really good. Mmm, I love this look for her, and her dialogue is sexy too

Kody Tyku

Maybe the "force" is a force of attraction. The light side is how the force should be shared with all (if the attraction is strong enough or consensual it should be shared with everyone/ doing good and teaching others the way through sensuality ). The dark side is using the force to rise to the top (forcing-not literally- others to bend to your will/ serve you) through raw sexual desire and awakening it others. Kinda like lust but ×10. If anyone wants to help refine that idea without making it sound like the dark side is super dark please feel free cause that ain't the idea I'm doing for.

Kody Tyku

Light= sex through love, dark= sex through lust/ feels good

Villain Us

The male power fantasy frequently doesn't have a problem incorporating killing and violence into sexual fantasies- but that said if it's not a direction you're willing to explore or entertain then take the ninja route! Sex battles and sexcraft techniques, armies of pleasure droids who incapacitate a population by making them unwilling to fight, lightsabers that cut through armor and clothes but only arouse the flesh. Does it have to make sense? Hell no.