The Shop Keeper (Patreon)

You move through the shop slowly. Everything here seems to be just random junk or strange artefacts. There is no cohesion at all. Though your party's wizard seems to think this is a treasure trove, you're still unconvinced. A man stands behind a large desk. As he greets you warmly. 

"Welcome to side quest Inc. where every item comes with vast potential."

You ask about the shops wears and who they are. 

"It would be easier if I show you..." As he pulls a tray of jumbled items from under the desk.