The Salesman (Patreon)

You and your party decide to take a shortcut through a local cave system rather than take the long rout over the mountains. The path is relatively well travelled, so shouldn't be too much to deal with. Maybe a few goblins at most. 

As you arrive at the entrance, you hear a loud voice welcome you. Before you is a travelling merchant and his cart... "Welcome adventures, I have many items to sell that you will find useful for your journey ahead. Please come inspect my wears!"

You roll your eyes as the shopaholics in your party run forward...