Washgale the mage (Patreon)

Let me see... who else. Ah yes, he wrote many a tale of a rather unfortunate mage. While he was talented in the tongs of man, his magic ability was all wrong. He could cast wish once at will with no component parts, but couldn't cast anything else. 

As you can imagine, many others who knew of his ability were very keen to acquire him... or at least his one wish... as such he was always running, normally screaming as he did.