AP - Hitching a Lift (Patreon)

"Honestly, don't know what you girls was expectin', harin' off like that to fight the Dread Necromancer T'Fel. Nah, what you needs to do is pack in that whole 'adventurin'' business. I gots a cousin back in Llethy owns a club. Not that kinda club, the kind that's more upmarket, y'know? Like sure the girls dance around wi'owt their drawers on, clubs gotta be worth goin' to, am I right? But no touchin' or owt. I reckon you girls'd make better money with that than all this runnin' around wi' barely anythin' on anyway gettin' shot at and magicked at an' all. Mebbe not the elfy, folk in Llethy are all fine folk, but they don't much like elf tits. Anyway, like I was sayin'..."