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Oh crap, got activation orders for the war (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-01 22:39:36
Edited:
2026-04-01 23:08:15
Imported:
2026-04

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Not excited about this, but I guess it’s back to find the KC135 maybe something else

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Comments

Kinoons

April fools?….

Gilbert Cuzdey Jr

You got me for a sec Nutn ....you sonofabitch!!!!!!!!

Bravo

Holy shit nutn’ that can happen???

Jeff Freeman

Thank you for your cervix. Go out and dump some fuel on some jihadis.

Aermotor

Aren’t you retired lol?

Joseph

And you posted that on the Internet, why?

JIMY

That’s good haha

David Eslamizar

Sheeeeeeit, you got me for literally 10 sec. But you still got me. Sumbitch 😆 🫡 🛫

Charles Steimle

Oh shit dude. Prayers of support from my family.

Galen C Cook

Ha.. I was worried there for a sec. Nice one.

Will Pherigo

Yeah, April fools. He’s too old!

The Hide

Almost had me! 🤣

Steelhorses

They're sending you to B2 bomber conversion school. April fools!

OingoBoingo

Hahahaha. I like the “thank you for your cervix”. My girl always says I don’t appreciate her enough.

Jacob

Gotta be April Fools, but love the dedication to the bit. Should have said he was being transfered to the FA-18 for carrier landing training.

Kyle Harbaugh

I’m pretty sure this is an April fools joke.

Ryan P

Haha I’ll see you here at Altus, looking forward to getting some plugs from Lt Col Nutnfancy!

Randy Hickey

I'll hold your beer........April Fools 😎

Sgt Rowe

GODSPEED Col ! At 65 years old and not in the best of health I won’t be there wrenching on your bird, but I’m there with you in spirit. Either that or a deserved f you for April Fools 🤣

Rusty

A tip off this is BS IS in the header information. It’s dated April 1. No way in hell this could have legitimately gone through the bureaucracy and made it into the recipients hands on the same day.

Dustin

????

J. Guitars

Just got my deployment orders myself, straight from the desk of Brig General Hugh Janus

William Mann

Good. We need men like you to stand up. Put boot to ass for the rest of us. Godspeed Nut’N! You totally got me!

Eric Ohme

Had me going for a minute

Maxreverse

Don’t forget your high reflection belt on the flight line and have fun at Val’s Steakhouse.

Lynn E Fite, Col (r)

Seems like 1April. The wording isn’t standard Army slang and no specific report date.

David G

Man, you had me for sec, Ya jerk! 😁 Working seven 12’s the past two weeks, I forgot what day it was.

Aquanaut

I wasn't aware we were losing that bad! 😆

JFire

Hahah got us all Nutn!

Jeff Johnson

Good one. I’ve seen enough orders to know what they’re supposed to look like.

Guy Actual

Happy flying! Good thing it wasn't dared to report on April 1st... someone might have thought it a joke.

Bluegill097

Should’ve said the Navy wanted you for Top Gun 🤣

Garrett Colling

Nice one! Definitely got me for a moment.

GMAX

It took me about a minute, and then I thought: Hegseth is discouraging gay dudes so Nutn won’t be allowed☺️

Carl Bailey

Fly safe. Remember it could be worse. You could be flying Army or, God help you, Marines.

DudeDudeDude

One of my favorite NUTNFANCY videos was the one where he was sharing AF stories and told the story about taking the wrong taxiway turn and jet blasting the admin building.

ThisWe'llDefend

For a minute there i was very scared for our country.

Eric Lindsay

Best April Fools joke of the day 🤣

Firearms Fuel&Fabrication

Holy crap....you had me for a second. Terrible April fools joke. But darn it was a good one

Adam

Wait they can re activate you after your out what if you been out for a long time? Dose that apply to ARMY?

Adam

What about E4s 31 Bravos?

Adam

OH april fools damm! totally got me i was in a panic bro!!!

Elijah Ballard

Could you imagine an in field review of the KC-135

Shadeslinger

I always wondered what your real name was…if that IS your real name. DUH DUH DUHHHNN 😁

Chuck Cribbs

Well, that got me hook, line and sinker.

Tygre

America should be so lucky!

Jonny Sprague

Wow Nutn' I didn't know you were a WW2 Hero!

Zed

I’ve been re-activated for my Civil War regiment.

Chris Marchi

Oh Crap!! Thats the same thing I said when they reactivated me after being out for seven years and sent me to Iraq 2005. I'm assuming this is a April 1 joke. Pretty good joke too.

TNSheep

doh, got me.

David Forsberg

Lol talk about about regenerating at the bone yard. 😄

Chris Marchi

You would actually make pretty good money but 18 months is a long tour.

matt

Gave me a good laugh

David Englehart

Had me for about 5 seconds... until I realized this was from yesterday

Gary Gross

I knew something was wrong when I read ejection seat aircraft.....

RECALL

Ah yes, the 15th AF AFSOC… nice shield emblem at that too… and of course, the ending of #6 is DEFINITELY (maybe) going to occur for anyone else receiving these orders.. oh well, talk to you in the air Nutn! I’ll make sure your #2 txfrs all their gas to you so I can keep you on station forever… 😈

Casey Jones

I was like, yeah, that’s not happenin. 2 words: Age and injuries. But I did enjoy the play.

LesIsMore

April Fool Ha. Me too, they are caling me back to Okinawa to stack more BBs 46150

LeftThumbBreak

Gotta admit I bought this becs I've always wondered the same for myself. You always remember all the copy after your status, inactive blah blah blah

Matt

LoL