Star-Lord's Christmas Carol (Patreon)

Anyone wants the lyrics?

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My daddy sent to me
Twelve hits on right side,
Eleven hits on left side,
Ten strokes of penis,
Nine pulls on nipples,
Eight slaps on my balls,
Seven humps of pillow,
Six seconds mouth hit,
Five sniffs of armpits,
Four hits each nostril,
Three quick thrusts,
Two fingers in,
And a tongue out to drool on my dong!

I am terribly sorry but I can't help it.