Never ever, ever, under any circumstances say "I'll be right back" (Patreon)

Happy holidays y'all!

I have a year-end announcement. You will not be billed for this subscription on January 1st, I'm pausing payments to take a break from *vaguely gestures around* all of this. I will not be posting in January and will hopefully return come February, tho I'm not making any promises. If that's the case, I'll pause the February payment cycle as well. I'm fucking tired, but also I kinda like doing *vaguely gestures around* all of this, so.

Anyways, here's hoping 2024 will turn out a little better than, well, every year before it lately, even tho the chances are, realistically, slim. Drink responsibly, register to vote, don't let the bed bugs bite, support your local cryptids, let's get sickening, okurrr.

See ya next year.